Bella/Bradley
Gross. I hope youāre joking.
Who asks the other on dates: Bella. She probably wants to drag him to every stupid dance and event. Bradley wouldnāt have a chance.Who is the bigger cuddler: As Bellaās sister, trust me, itās Bella.Who initiates holding hands more often:Ā Bellaās corny for that shit. Bradley will probably end up with hand cramps.Who remembers anniversaries: Bella. She never forgets.Who is more possessive: Bradley, the little shit faced fuck.Who gets more jealous: Bradley would. Have you seen my sister? Sheās gorgeous and boys would he lining up for her. Girls too. Hopefully one gets lucky and Bradley gets left on the curb.Who is more protective: Bellaās such a bleeding heart, sheāll probably worry over every little thing. Sheās already too protective of him. Bella.Who is more likely to cheat: Bradley. Then I castrate him and Bella can move on.Who initiates sexy times the most: Heād be slow at it at first and need reassurance from Bella, but after he gets the fuck over it heāll eventually step up toĀ āthatā plate. Urg. Ew. Ew. Ew.Ā Who dislikes PDA the most: Bradley. He cares more about what people think. Bella fucking loves it.Who kills the spider: The spider kills Bradley. Then I kill the spider. Everyone wins.Who asks the the other to marry them:Ā Bella would. Or sheād at least drop a thousand obvious hints for him to hurry the fuck up.Who buys the other flowers or gifts: Bella, because Bradleyās poor as fuck.Who would bring up possibly having kids:Ā Bella would.Who is more nervous to meet the parents: Bradley. Heās probably scared to meet The Professor, but heās even more terrified of Bella meeting his parents. Bellaās braver than him on both accounts.Who sleeps on the couch when the other is angry: Bradley better fucking sleep on the couch or Iāll go there and drag him out of the bed by his bleach blond hair!Who tries to make up first after arguments: Bella would. She canāt stay mad long and she doesnāt like heavy emotions.Ā Who tells the other they love them more often: Same with Benedict, I donāt think the fucker has ever been told heās loved. Bella would tell him every fucking day just to reassure him that he is. Ā
















