May 8, 2024
Born to be a Dead Poets Society, forced to be a The Secret History.
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Born to be a Dead Poets Society, forced to be a The Secret History.
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Me using my medical supplies that I need to survive and not die: Hey man, sorry for existing and making noise. If you want to, you can take me outside and shoot me like a lame horse.
My roommate in bed watching Gravity Falls: Huh.
You play Stardew Valley for the romance and adventure. I play Stardew Valley to be roommates with the shadow monster inside the sewers and to cause economic mayhem. We are not the same.
When dating apps aren't working so I go to the psychology department of a university and start to look confused.
"But he committed several war crimes, attacked several people, possibly killed over dozens people!!!"
Me: Yeah, but when he can't find a trashcan, he keeps the trash in his pocket until he finds one.
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Me after getting shot 24 times in the chest: You wanna know what's funnier than 24?
The guy that shot me: How the fuck are you still alive?
Roommate moving in: Hey, what's up-
Roommate making eye contact with the real white tailed doe skull and the cursed Furby on my desk:
Me: Don't ask.
Teenager me, full of unmedicated angst and rage: Muhahaha! I'll be the best fanfiction writer there is! The world is gonna know my name!
Adult me looking at teenager me's WIPS and past works: My brother in christ, what the fuck?