#bracket a

Round 1a

FINALS

Propaganda under the cut

Bonney's propaganda contains mild spoilers

Greater Sage-Grouse (Centrocercus urophasianus)

Their gular sacks look like boobs and they bounce them around as part of their courting ritual. And they make this weird popping noise. Their crops aren’t large enough to digest seeds.

VERSUS

American Woodcock (Scolopax minor)

Their brains are upside down and they do a little dance to summon worms. Their nicknames include timberdoodle and bogsucker.

Bracket A, Round 1

Kyle Drako is a Dracula because "he always stands super straight up, also sleeps with his arms crossed over his shoulders, uses an umbrella to protect himself from the sun, etc. and i think hes said the phrase 'children of the night' multiple times"

Dracula from Coffin Run is a Dracula for obvious reasons. also, "He calls his people 'kittens'"

Round 1b