#bowxflorien

Tolkien Verse

I like you // I love you // You’re one of my best friends // You’re like family // You are family // I dislike you // I hate you // I’d kill you if I got the chance // I want you to like me // I’m scared of you // I would adopt you // I’d date you (hello awkward crush that he doesn’t know what to do with, he probably doesn’t even know what it is) // I’d sleep with you (he would if he knew what sex was probably) // I’d marry you // I’m worried about you  // You confuse me // You’re annoying // I pity you // I respect you // I trust you // I feel protective of you // I’d invite you with me to parties // I’d lend you my money // I’d borrow your money // You’re good-looking // I’m suspicious of you // I’m hiding something from you // You’re fun // You’re boring // I’m upset with you // You’re nice // You’re mean // I’m envious of you // You’re smart // You’re stupid // I look up to you // I think you’re a better person than me // I think I’m a better person than you // I want to apologize to you // I wish I’d never met you // I never want to forget you // I want to get to know you better

Modern Verse

 CALL HIM OUT WHY DON’T YOU

As soon as Legolas had mentioned offhand that his favourite flower was the day lily, Lindir had bought a packet of bulbs and had been trying to nurse them in his apartment, despite it being winter. He was surprised Legolas hadn’t noticed them on all the times he’d been over. 

Attractiveness:

repulsive || hideous || ugly || not attractive || unappealing || not unattractive || meh || no preference || ok || mildly attractive || nice looking || cute || adorable || attractive || pleasant on the eyes || good looking || hot || sexy || beautiful || gorgeous || hot damn || would tap that || perfect || godlike || holy fuck there are no words

Personality:

grating || irritating || frustrating || boring || confusing at best || awkward || unreasonable || psychotic || disturbing || interesting || engaging || affectionate || aggressive || ambitious || anxious || artistic || bad tempered || bossy || charismatic || appealing || unappealing || creative || courageous || dependable || unreliable || unpredictable || predictable || devious || dim || extroverted || introverted ||  egotistical || gregarious || fabulous || impulsive || intelligent || sympathetic || talkative || up beat || peaceful || calming || badass || flexible

How likely they would have sex with them:

not if they were the last person on earth and the world was ending || fuck no! || never || no way || not likely || not sure || indifferent || I’m asexual || maybe || probably || it depends || fairly likely || likely || yeah sure || yes || would tap that || hell yes || fuck yes! || wishing that could happen right now || as many times as possible || we are already having sex

Level of Friendship:

never in a million years || worst of enemies || enemies || rivals || indifferent || neutral || acquaintance || friendly toward each other || casual friends || friends || good friends || best friends || fuck buddies (sort of?) || bosom buddies || practically the same person || would die for them || true friends || my only friend ||

First impression of them:

I hate them so much || I don’t like them || I don’t trust them || they annoy me || they’re weird || I’m indifferent || meh || they seem alright || they’re growing on me || truce || I think I like them || I like them || I’m not sure if I trust them || I trust them || they’re cool || they’re genuine (legolas was probably a kiddo) || I think we’re going to get along || I really like them || I think I’m in love || oh fuck they’re hot || I love them

Current impression of them:

I hate them so much || I don’t like them || I don’t trust them || they annoy me || they’re weird || I’m indifferent || meh || they seem alright || they’re growing on me || truce || I think I like them || I like them || I’m not sure if I trust them || I trust them || they’re cool || they’re genuine || I think we’re going to get along || I really like them || I think I’m in love || oh fuck they’re hot || I love them

How good of a kisser:

Sounds everywhere, Legolas stood at the entrance of a park, looking around himself in wonder as he tried to make sense of his surroundings. Unaware of where he was, only certain that he had been in Mirkwood only minutes ago, he was disorientated. He could feel his head start to ache as he walked, wandering helplessly through the streets as he tried not to run into anything or anyone. The chaos around him was almost too much, but as he walked, he suddenly picked up a scent that was familiar in a way. Something ... nice.

Legolas stopped and looked around, spotting flowers a bit further ahead even though they were not planted as he would have preferred them to be. However, he could not help himself and approached them, noticing there were more inside the building where he stood. “At last ...” He whispered to himself as he stepped through the door, into a world of scents he felt a lot more at home at. Lost in thoughts and the mix of natural scents, he looked around at the flowers.