#bowie-boy

i requested a cameo from Chad 365 days ago today.

~it was a shit show; here’s the exposé~

MY FIRST ASK IS ABOUT TRANS WADE IM SO HAPPY 

(i’m so sorry this is all jumbled together, i hope you can understand!! askska)

OK SO -- wade doesn’t give a fuck. 0 fucks. we already know this, he dresses in just about anything he wants regardless of gender stereotypes and give NO FUCKS 

usually my headcanon for wade is that he’s non-binary but ftm is also very good all of it is very good i love him

i use he/him pronouns for him but he doesn’t mind which pronouns are used for him. 

some of his frenemies will usually ignore his antics and get really drunk or shoot on sight/yeet him through a window. sometimes all of the above within the span of an hour. HOWEVER, if one of them hears even just the smallest bit of transphobia directed towards their stupid red friend they won’t hesitate to obliterate them. hurt wade? u die. no exceptions

never make wade sad. it takes a Lot to physically upset him. he’s sad about a lot more than he leads on but uses humor to cope. like u know it really hurt if he flinches, goes quiet, etc. this isnt a trans deadpool headcanon but it’s based on the one above and u will get a wolverine claw up ur nose if u upset him

Cable, his bf thing, loves Wade a lot. He taught Wade all about LGBTQ+ issues and what they mean. that’s how Wade found out he was non-binary and Pansexual. he forgets sometimes what things mean but Nate gently reminds him everytime and it’s all fine again. 

((explaining to wade that no, chimichanga is not a gender, was hard. they bickered and wade called him an old man and took to google to prove him wrong. and he did. there are infinite genders and theoretically speaking, chimichanga could be one of them.

they ended up sitting together and educating themselves about anything and everything LGBTQ+ ......then watching a bunch of tiktok videos made by LGBTQ+ folks for the next 5 hours.))

wade, who is trans, loves turtles. 

No problem at all my man! I love your posts because I watched The X Files before even coming out or accepting who I was so I didn't watch it from a completely trans perspective, and now that I can I really understand those themes! Trans Mulder is just *chefs kiss*

1. The first character I first fell in love with

Dana Scully, absolutely has to be. Though I think her and Mulder might be tied here, because who am I if not a helpless bisexual who cares too much about both of them.

2. The character I never expected to love as much as I do now

Skinner. I love the shit out of him. He is the dad and he makes me feel comforted!

3. The character everyone else loves that I don’t

I guess that would maybe be Krycek, I don't despise him but he is a lil rat. Though I definitely enjoy seeing him from time to time. I might actually dislike the Cigarette Smoking Man more because I never really loved the way his story played out.

4. The character I love that everyone else hates

Uh, I don't know. I think people like most of the main characters. I guess the closest would be Byers from the Lone Gunmen, though no one hates him, I hope, I just really love him.

5. The character I used to love but don’t any longer

Oh shit, I guess maybe Krycek again. His character goes a lot of weird places later on in the show. I kinda feel the same way with CSM.

6. The character I would totally smooch

Dana Scully, without question. And probably Mulder, they both are just very kissable.

7. The character I’d want to be like

Scully. Absolutely. That or Skinner, he always seems to have his shit together and is a very good friend when he needs to be. Scully is Scully and I would love to be like her but also smooch her y'know.

8. The character I’d slap

As much as I love Mulder, sometimes I just want to shake him around a little. Just a light slap though. Also any character who hurts Scully whatsoever, or Mulder. Even though it usually ends up in a pretty cute scene between the two so

9. A pairing that I love

Mulder and Scully forever and always. They have been my OTP since I began watching the show years ago and they're my OTP to this day. I just love a slow burn, makes the relationship all that much more rewarding.

10. A pairing that I despise