If Kakashi and Gai broke up :
Gai : My Eternal Rival! Why did you leave me? *sobs in a pile of blankets and ice cream for a week straight*
One week later :
Gai (as if nothing happenned) : Ah, what a wonderful day to enjoy the Power of Youth!
____________________________________
Kakashi (yawns boredly) : Finally, we broke up.
One week later :
Kakashi (obviously drunk) : Why did we have to break up?!
Yamato (deadpanned) : You're the own who initiated it.
Kakashi (starting to cry) : I know!
_
Just a thought in my head Lord save me....














