#bottom!optimus

"ratchet, primus you're so talented."

"Tarn your spike is kissing my forge."

"Jazz... you fill me up so well..."

"Bulkhead.....slow down please..!"

"Starscream you're... going to make me a carrier...!!"

(The last one pissed Megatron off so hard he started brutally fucking Optimus who realized that he probably shouldn't have said that name. Felt good as hell though he still flicks his bruised node to the thought of Megatron's roughness)

Megatron watching from afar and who cannot even be mad to his most loyal and handsome soldier fragging his Prime because he is thirsting after both of them. (He wants to be in Optimus place. He wants these tentacles in his valve).

This how MegOp reconciles at the end. Ah and they get many sparklings (amongst them, some casseticons).

Soudwave: superior.

sometimes its just self-service videos where he rubs his valve on like a corner of a table or stuffing his afthole full of his servos. sometimes hes riding a fake spike (or some dangerous substitute of a spike because hey he doesnt have many options) or pinching and torturing his node, purposefully edging himself. occasionally, he asks for d16 to frag him and he posts it on some seedy sites (with d16s consent). one of their top videos is "my BEST FRIEND helps me with BREAKING my VALVE SEAL!!!"

anyway fast forward to millions and millions of years later during the war, a Decepticon somehow uncovers Orion Pax's sex tapes (and some of the DPax ones) and puts it on blast and is like "is THIS your LEADER???" cut to moans and whines of Orion Pax begging for D16 to cum inside him. Optimus is mortified as fuck, Megatron is lowkey impressed someone was able to restore such old photos, also he's quite pleased and he also gets so hard at the memories of it.

next week theres a ceasefire, next next week theres talk of peace negotiations

next next NEXT week there is a peace treaty

and thats the story of how Orion Pax sex tapes stopped the war.

Optimus is, simply put, trapped and full to the brim of megatron. Megs long, thick spike inside his valve and megatrons tongue deep in his throat, feeling like it could probably reach down his tanks. Distantly, optimus wonders if megatron could lick his own spike from inside him, if his tongue was much much longer and could reach every single crevice in optimus' frame

Especially since it’s embarrassing as fuck for Megatron, and either embarrassing for Optimus that he lost control and snapped like that (cute), funny to Optimus that Megatron’s tongue couldn’t handle an autobot valve of all things (funny), or it’s finally Optimus’s turn to be the unbearably smug one (also funny).

I think it’d be extra hot if several stellar cycles later Megatron came in to the medbay with a significantly more unpleasant demeanor, and an autobot who’s smiling a bit too much with a spike that mysteriously got wedged in him that they can’t seem to pull out. Yes, medic, it’s just a toy. Don’t mind the exposed wires, or the biolights, or the glob of protoform near the base. Also if you speak of this to anyone you will be dead within the hour.