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So, I got tagged by cantfindmyipod (she's awesome, pls follow her carrie if you're reading this ily<3) so uh, here goes.

Rules: 1. Always post the rules. 2. Answer the questions of the person who tagged you and write 11 new ones. 3. Tag 11 people and link them. 
 4. Let them know that they are.

1. What kind of computer are you blogging from right now?

Blogging from my sexy old Dell laptop. It's my brother's, mine crashed a few months ago. I'm trying to save up for a mac tho

2. Are you procrastinating anything right now?

Yes. How did you know this I will call obama and have him punish u for spying. I'm procrastinating LA homework *vomits*

3. Do you believe in ghosts?

I believe that there is an afterlife and we will become parts of the Earth in some way shape or form, but I don't believe that we'll be like, "boOoOoOoooO motherfucker imma haunt you" We'll be there, and we'll be able to watch what's going on, but we won't be able to influence the actions of others.

4. What are you most proud of about yourself?

I'm proud that I have more than one friend irl

I have no life do u see my struggle

5. What is your computer background? Why?

My computer background is the 7 mile spank line from spongebob because spongebob is one kinky mofo.

6. When was the last time you cried?

The last time I cried was when I found out my dad had relapsed and was drinking again. 

It's a long story.

My dad was a heavy alcoholic, and he was always drinking with his friends or girlfriend and getting drunk around a young sarah and her brother. On my 11th birthday party, he pushed over the edge. the hospital was called and he had to stay there for a while. I was a little young to understand the whole thing, and forgave him quickly. A year and a half later, it happened again. I was so angry because not only was he drinking again, but he was lying to me about it. He would sneak out and drink when he was, "going to get groceries." I didn't talk to him for almost three months. 

This last time was the worst. 

My family was leaving for North Carolina on vacation in a week. The tuesday before we left, my mom was woken up with DYFS (Department of Youth and Family Safety, basically child abuse police) at the door. We had to talk, and that day i cried my eyes out. My dad is out of rehab now, but we'll never be as close as we were.

7. Do you wish you were taller or shorter?

Honestly, I'm fine with my height. My main market in life rn is finding a boyfriend and i think my height is fine for boy fishing. Just reel them in. Put a playboy magazine on the hook. They'll dig right into that shit.

8. What was the last thing you ate?

I actually just finished eating a small garden salad, thank you for asking.

9. Have you ever been to disney land/world? If yes, tell me about it. If no, do you want to and with who?

I have been to disney world(if thats the one in florida) 

I haven't gone since I was three, and the only thing I remember was we rode the dumbo ride in the rAIN

And If I could go with anyone I would love to go with my crush(names disclosed if you want to know send me an ask) and have him kiss me during fireworks wow that would be great 

10. How close are you with your parents?

My mom and I are pretty close, she pisses me off a lot but we know a lot about each other, like more than my mom should probably know e.e

My dad and I, well, go back to #6 and see what you think.

11. Do you have a guilty pleasure TV show or movie?

I love Snooki and JWOWW for some reason. Also Kim and Kourtney take Miami. Snooki and JWOWW is so cute though the bABY IS ADORABLE I'M DONe

Questions for those who were tagged:

1. What was the last movie you saw in the theater/cinema?

2. When was the last time you cried, and why?(sorry Carrie i had to copy this q)

3. Tell me about your first date.(It can even be just going to the mall together I don't care lET ME HEAR IT.) 4. Do you have any pets? Tell me about them.

5. Favorite Game Show(if ur a tru 90s kid then you can use old 90s nickelodeon game shows nigga they count)? If you don't watch game shows, Favorite board game/card game?

6. Last book you read?

7. Insert your favorite gif in your gif folder, or picture in your picture folder if you don't have gifs, NOW:

8. Put your iPod on shuffle. What are the first three songs?

9. What inspired your URL?

10. You wake up this morning the opposite gender! What's the first thing you do(besides pee/touch ur boobs/masturbate u lil shits)?

THANK UOU

D. Gray-man