#bornofpain

are you calling me a liar? to lois lane.

         ❝   Oh, please.    All I said was that you might know more than you're saying.    ---    but don't most public figures?   ❞   With a little sigh, painted nails push her notepad back into her purse before returning her gaze back to Mr. Wayne.    ❝   Oh, well.    If you think you've finally got a statement together, give me a shout.   ❞   

ULTIMATE SHIP MEME! @bornofpain​ sent: Scott & Emma, 'cause we stan them. / @puridior​ sent Scott/Emma

General:

Rate the Ship -   Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs

How long will they last? - listen once they get back together after he died??? its forever.

How quickly did/will they fall in love? - emma fell in love with him first and said it first but it wasn’t....really fast? she was a villain first so there weren’t many sparks lol. but once they started to get to actually know each other it was fairly fast --more than either knew it at the time.

How was their first kiss? - they didn’t actually share their first kiss until long after scott knew she loved him. and considering their first real kiss was when they decided to share a life together and run the school together it was realllly meaningful.

Wedding:

Who proposed? - scott sat there for months agonizing over how to propose perfectly , putting it off because he was stressing over the logistics and then emma just did it.

How fancy was the ceremony? - they elope. they start planning and talking about it, planning for a big wedding but scott starts stressing and he’s like hey what if we get married right now. he’s done the big wedding twice and it never worked & he loves the romanticism of a runaway wedding because they couldn’t wait.

Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - i guess since they eloped....everyone? but they totally didnt invite gabriel summers. emma joked like “what if we didn’t invite kitty pryde” and scott was like “emma....”

Sex:

Who is on top? - either or. they’re versatile 

Who is the one to instigate things? - emma 80% of the time ajsdmkf

How healthy is their sex life? - Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now

How kinky are they? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head

Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? - usually. 

How rough are they in bed? - Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.

How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.

Children:

How many children will they have naturally? - i see them with 2 kids maybe three. they also have some au kids like ruby.

How many children will they adopt? - they totally adopted kevin ford. also any x kid who needs parental figures??? its scott and emma.

Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - scott. 

Who is the stricter parent? - scott 

Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - both

Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - emma

Who is the more loved parent? - emma 

Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? emma

Who cried the most at graduation? - emma but she pretends she didnt cry that much. scott also cried but he’s honest abt it.

Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - emma

Cooking:

Who does the most cooking? -  ajsifkm neither of them can cook. emma gets a chef 

Who is the most picky in their food choice? - emma. sometimes the students want chicken nuggets and emma’s got her Own Meals prepared by her own fuckin chef probably

Who does the grocery shopping? - scott

How often do they bake desserts? - they cant cook 💀

Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - scott’s more of a meat eater. emma will eat meat but only certain cuts. she’s more of a salad eater than he is tho

Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - scott

Who is more likely to suggest going out? - emma

Who is more likely to burn the house down accidentally while cooking? - scott. then emma’s like “this is why we don’t cook”

Chores:

Who cleans the room? - scott

Who is really against chores? - emma

Who cleans up after the pets? - scott

Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - neither

Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - scott

Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - scott. and he’s like “babe i found a dollar” but emma’s fucking loaded anyway so she’s like “thats nice darling”

Misc:

Who takes the longer showers/baths? - emma. sometimes scott just hops in while she’s taking a long soak though. 

Who takes the dog out for a walk? - scott

How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - scott likes to go all out and the kids get excited to that means emma has to take gross couple holiday selfies with him and go all out decorating

What are their goals for the relationship? - they are in it to Win it. they just want to support each other and be there for one another. provide a safe environment for their students. enjoy every moment & build a future

Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - emma...scott at one point tried to wake her up for training but that didn’t go well so never again.

@bornofpain​​​ :   ❝   it’s alright, i’m fine.   ❞ (     *    PROMPT :   TWD  STARTERS   /  ACCEPTING  !

❝    DON’T  LIE  TO  ME ,  BRUCE .  YOU  LOOK  LIKE  SHIT .    ❞       and  really ,  she  wants  to  be  no  where  near  whatever’s  plaguing  him  but  that’s  in  direct  conflict  with  the  promise  she  made  to  come  have  dinner  with  him  and  her  desire  to  make  sure  that  it  actually  happens .   something’s  always  coming  up   ---  crime  never  sleeps ,  after  all   ---   and  she’s  had  to  make  so  many  shady  excuses  to  get  out  of  it  in  the  past ,  but  maggie’s  working  late  tonight  and  kate  specifically  set  aside  the  time  to  finally  make  this  thing  work  out .  she’d  be  an  absolute  ass  to  bail  out  on  it  now   (  but  she  kind  of  wishes  that  he  would  ) .   that’s  the  kane  in  him ;   always  going  and  going  until  they  can’t .         ❝    have  you  taken  something ?   should  i  go  get  alfred ?    ❞

    “There HAS to be a better place to meet.”

Currently, a dark rooftop in Gothman is one of the last places she feels like hanging out at. She doesn’t mind helping Bruce out if he called for it, but there are paintings to finish and papers to write before the semester ends, and balancing that with being a superhero is harder than Kara would care to admit. 

@bornofpain​ said: 👫

Never make a mistake, Ace is Bruce’s dog. The phone number on his collar is Bruce’s and they have the same personality. Though at this point I don’t know who is more unapproachable.

Ace sleeps in Bruce’s room till the kids start coming along. They used to have a routine. Ace would lay next to his computer chair or study chair wherever he was working and then trug after him with a yawn and a shake when Bruce went to sleep. Jumping up and setting at the foot of his bed each day/night. 

Ace grieves with Bruce when Jason dies. He’s not completely sure what happened but his kid is gone. He looks for Jason weeks after it happens. He can’t find his boy. And Bruce is upset, Ace can feel it. He won’t leave Bruce alone and is even more unwilling to leave his side than usual. Constantly having his head on Bruce and quietly whining. He brings Bruce Jason’s sweater and nudges him trying to give signals that he can search for Jason when given the command, because he’s missing why arent we looking for him.

Ace snaps Bruce a few times. Nail trimming is a big one that Ace gives no fucks and snaps at him. He snaps at him again when he gets really attached to Dick when he first comes to the manor. Bruce tries to wake dick up for school and Ace is having none of it, no one is allowed to touch sleeping child. First time he lets off the real terrible growl at Bruce.