Brian: *dunks the Oreo in milk*

Freddie: *takes it apart and eats the cookie and then the frosting*

Deaky: *eats only the frosting and puts the cookie back in the package*

Roger: *shovels 4 Oreos in his mouth at once while chugging milk*

Rami: *eats the Oreos plain*

Gwil: *eats only the cookie*

Ben: *takes the Oreos apart and makes a giant mega Oreo*

Joe: *consumes each and every flavor of Oreo known to man*

Just Right | Joe Mazzello x Reader

Pairing: Joe Mazzello x F!Reader

Warnings: N/A

Word Count: 747

A/N: FIRST FIC IN LITERALLY FIVE YEARS HOW WE FEELIN CHAT but for real though, I missed writing. also, I'm in college now!!! super cool and exciting times! i love you guys so much and I hope you enjoy. my writing voice has changed so much in the last five years so I hope y'all are okay with that haha!! this definitely isn't the longest one I've ever made, but I hope it's okay <3

Take Me Out to a Birthday Ballgame

Fandom: Actor, RPF, American Actor

Pairing: Joe Mazzello x Reader,

Characters: Joe Mazzello, Reader, You, Ben Hardy

Word Count: 1609 // Rating: Gen

Summary: Joe gets a birthday surprise

Tags/ Warnings: My Writing, BoRhap Boys, Joe Mazzello Fic, Joe Mazzello x Reader, Joe Mazzello, Ben Hardy, Bohemian Rhapsody Actors, Birthday, Birthday Present, Reader, Reader Insert, Reader Fic, Pregnancy, Pregnancy Announcement, Long-term relationship, Pregnancy, Established Relationship, Kissing, Doctors, Requested Fic, Requested, Requests, Yankees, Yankees, Take Me Out to a Birthday Ballgame

Notes: sorry its been so long

‘But I thought you and I were going to go?’ Joe said with a pout. Y/N had just hit him with the news that despite it being his birthday she was ducking out their plans. She had bought them tickets to the Yankee game and then booked a table for dinner afterwards. Yet, when the day came she couldn’t go. She had woke this morning incredibly nauseous and covered in sweat. She thought she knew why, in fact, she had thought she knew why for a few weeks but she had been too scared to take the test. She didn’t want to let Joe down, but she also didn’t want to get him excited if it was nothing. And a home pregnancy test wasn’t always certain, which is why she had rung her gynaecologist first thing this morning when she had woken feeling so crappy.

Her gynacologist had made her an emergency appointment but had told her she had to come in today. Or it would be another three weeks before she could squeeze her in. Y/N couldn’t hang on any longer and as soon as she had gotten off the phone with her doctor had rung for backups for Joe’s birthday plans. 

‘I was, we were going to go but somethings come up at work,’ she lied.

‘Can’t someone else take care of it? I mean it’s a Saturday,’ he said. 

‘If there was anyone else I swear I would make them but I can’t,’ she said as there was a knock on the door, ‘besides I’ve made other arrangements for you.’

‘It’s not your dad is it?’ Joe said with another pout. 

‘No,’ Y/N chastised as she headed to the door.

‘Because I love the guy but I can’t go to a Yankees game with a Dodgers fan, bleurgh,’ he said following her to the door. 

‘It’s not my dad. And I think you’re going to be in the minority at Dodger Stadium there Mazzello,’ she said as she yanked the door open to reveal a handsome blonde man standing there.

‘Ben?!’ Joe said with excitement as he moved past his girlfriend and engulfed his friend in a hug. 

‘Hey mate,’ the other man said hugging his friend back. 

‘What are you doing here?’ Joe said. 

‘Well I was in town for your party tomorrow and Y/N told me you needed a babysitter so I thought to hell with jet lag eh?’

‘Gee I’m touched,’ Joe chuckled. The two started talking but Y/N started to panic. She could feel another round of nausea coming on. And she had managed to hide it this morning but she feared if they hung around much longer her cover would be blown.

‘Right you better get a move on,’ she said. 

‘What’s the rush?’ Joe said, ‘Ben’s just got here.’                                                                                                                    ‘I know but there’s all that traffic on the freeway. You don’t want to miss anything,’ she rambled grabbing his wallet and keys off of the sideboard. They were barely out of the house before she was launching herself upstairs to the bathroom. 

After that, it took her a good while to recover enough that she felt she could drive to the doctor. But soon enough she was laying on her doctor's table with jelly being rubbed across her belly as the sonographer ran the wand across. Her doctor had already made her do a urine test which had confirmed her suspicions. She was knocked up. But since they had the technology on hand and given how long Y/N had suspected her doctor had insisted they do a sonogram to confirm just how far along she was. Suddenly, a whirring thumping noise rang in her ears. 

‘That’s baby's heartbeat. It’s good. Strong,’ the doctor said as Y/N turned to look at the screen which she was moving towards her, ‘and that is your baby. 11 weeks approximately.’

‘That’s it?’ Y/N said feeling tears sting her eyes. 

‘I know. It's not always what you expect-’

‘No, no,’ she said, ‘it’s…well, I don’t know what it is.’

‘Don’t worry. You’re not the first woman to be a little confused about everything. I’ll give you a minute to think and get yourself cleaned up. I’ll get the nurse to do a few health checks, take some history and give you some pamphlets. I’ll write you up for a prescription for prenatal vitamins and leave it at the front desk, okay?’ 

Y/N didn’t have much time to respond as the doctor was already snapping off her gloves and washing her hands by the end of the sentence. And then she was gone. Leaving Y/N alone with her thoughts.

She was pregnant. 

She was going to have a baby. 

With Joe. 

She didn’t know what to feel. Happy? Conflicted? Scared? 

She loved Joe. She knew she wanted babies with him it was just that now seemed too soon. She was still in this fog when she left the doctor's office, so much so that she decided to go for a walk instead of heading back to her car. She walked until she was too hot and sweaty to continue but instead of turning back she ducked inside a store hoping that they would have someplace to sit down. It was a clothing store which she rejoiced at as she headed to the shoe section which had benches to sit down on. 

She sat there for a while. Thinking about the little human that was growing inside of her. She was still conflicted. Unsure of what she wanted when she heard someone cough next to her. She found a man standing beside her with a pair of shoes in hand waiting to sit down but she was taking up all of the room. 

‘Sorry,’ she mumbled as she got up and walked away wondering through the aisles mindlessly before she realised she was in the baby section. In front of her, she found a little onesie styled like a Dodger’s baseball uniform. She chuckled, ‘your daddy would hate that.’

She stopped. 

She was talking to the baby.

Her baby. 

She was going to be a mom. Joe was going to be a dad. 

Why had she been worrying? Even if she wasn’t ready. Joe was. He had always wanted kids and that feeling had only gotten worse after his dad had died. He was ready enough for both of them. Even if it was sooner than she anticipated.

Y/N was in the lounge when she heard movement at the front door. She had been laying on the couch. Today had been long and rough. She’d been through a whirlwind of emotions, had barely eaten and vomited more times than she could count. Still, she pushed herself up into a sitting position excited to see how Joe’s day had gone. 

He came in cheery as ever and came to sit next to her slinging his arm around her and pressing her kiss into her temple.

‘Good time?’ she chuckled. 

‘Yep,’ Joe beamed. 

‘Drunk?’ she said trying to fight the nausea that rumbled in her at the whiff of beer.

‘Buzzed,’ he corrected. 

‘Did you and Ben enjoy the game?’ she asked and without warning, Joe burst into a full in depth explanation about the game, the car ride and the meal they had shared. All of which she had missed out on. 

‘I’m glad you had fun,’ she said. 

‘What about you?’ he sighed, ‘how was work?’ 

‘Fine,’ she lied, ‘actually, I managed to finish a little earlier than I thought and I went shopping.’

‘Oh yeah?’ he said. 

‘Yeah, I even got you a little something,’ Y/N said leaning over to grab the small gift bag that she had slotted underneath the coffee table previously. 

‘Ooh, another present,’ he said grabbing it off her somewhat heavy-handedly in his drunken state and tearing the top of it open. 

He pulled the contents out unwrapping the small white garment from its tissue wrapping.

‘I think this is a little small for me babe,’ he chuckled.

‘That’s because it’s not for you,’ Y/N said. Joe frowned, confused. Y/N rolled her eyes and reached into the bag bringing out a small piece of paper.

‘I don’t,’ Joe started, ‘I mean is this?’

‘I didn’t go to work today,’ Y/N said. 

‘You didn’t?’ he said still trying to piece together what was happening in his drunken state. 

‘No, I went to the doctor,’ she said, ‘and-’

‘You’re pregnant?’ he whispered. Y/N nodded. 

Before she could say anything Joe leapt towards her throwing his arms around her and kissing her profusely. They collided and fell back against the couch.

‘Joe,’ she giggled, ‘can’t breathe.’ 

‘Sorry,’ he chuckled pulling back, ‘I can’t believe it.’

‘Me either,’ she smiled. Joe started babbling once more, leaning his head down on her chest as he unleashed his excitement upon her. Y/N felt more content than she had all day. Curled up on the couch with Joe by her side she wondered why she had ever doubted them. 

Joe was going to be a fantastic Dad. 

Disclaimer: not everything written from this list will be inherently Halloween/autumnal themed. I just love spooky szn and am using it to connect with you guys and hopefully get back in the groove of posting original content more frequently so here’s a mini prompt list :) I’m also accepting Moodboard and headcanon requests and you can request things not included in/related to this list as well! Just send me shit 🖤 love y’all

So send in some requests! Feel free to mix and match and don’t forget to include who you’d like it written for (also yeah, I see the duplicate prompt it’s fine. Let’s both pretend it’s not there yeah?)

“You look about as miserable as I feel”

“That was/this is a living nightmare”

“Is that my sweater?”

“We need to talk”

“I just had to see you”

“Quick, hide”

“They’ve been missing for 3 days and you’re not worried?”

“I had to see you”

“If I told you, you’d hate me forever”

“Scream and I’ll fucking kill you”

“Are you disappointed?”

“Honey, I’m home!”

“Dude what the fuck”

“Are you being serious right now?”

“Unholy”

“Are you scared?”

“Sweet dreams”

“Can I sleep with you?”

“That’s not at all terrifying”

“Calm down”

“A sense of humor is sexy”

“Is this really happening?”