Deadly roach (I couldn't think of a title)

Me: OMG A ROACH TROY FUCKING KILL IT!

Troy: are you serious? *bursts out laughing* out of all the things on this planet, you're afraid of a small roach?

Me: IT'S A BIG FUCKING ROACH OMFG THEY'RE SO DISGUSTING

Troy: *thinking to himself for a moment* "she hasn't even seen the worst of the worst"

Troy: you've gotta get out more

Roach: *has a gun*

Troy: well that's new

Me: IT'S A DEADLY ROACH RUNNNNNN!

this is my oc max and he can teleport, this is 100% borderlands canon

Along the Rio Grande river in Roma Texas, Border Patrol discovers the artifacts of unathorized immigration: a pair of children’s plastic shoes, a toothbrush, a baby bottle, socks. In this part of the Rio Grande Valley, Central Americans fleeing violence have overtaken Mexicans as the largest demographic coming into the country illegally. One mother, travelling with her teenage son, began to cry as she detailed how the gangs in her native El Salvador were trying to recruit her son. She was detained by border patrol agents on a dirt road running parallel to the river. She says she will never go back to El Salvador.

- Lulu

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