#bootfucker

It's so over for me...

Dale x his boots is canon. He literally has a statue of him making out with them.

I'm in a committed relationship with my wife and the mother of my son, my lucky boots. I remember that day like it was yesterday. After Dev was born, my father sent me these boots as a gift. Oh the joy! It made the pain of giving birth to Dev worth it! I could never love anyone or anything as much as my lucky boots!

This is so OOC. Dale 100% wouldn't want to stain his boots with lipstick. He probably goes to great lengths to keep it clean. I just didn't know how to show that he was kissing the boots without getting too spicy, so here's Dale with lipstick. Also, Lent doesn't give a damn about Dale's love for his boots, so no dimmavorce.

thank you bootfucker