Partners in crime (part 1)
This is my first Captain Boomerang Fanfic. I've never read the comics, but I've read a lot of Batman/know a thing or two about the universe. This Captain Boomerang is based on the Suicide Squad movie and this is my take on Captain Boomerang, which is why he might vary from the actual comics.
This is the first part of a series, which I suspect will be pretty long.
Please note that English is not my first language, which is why there might be some mistakes/grammar mistakes.
Last but not least: enjoy, I've worked really hard on this.
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To say the pub was packed would be an understatement. There were people everyone, mashed together in the bar, at the tables and in the corner. A typical Christmas Eve in Gotham which, much like New York, were city that never slept.
To a thief a packed club filled with people was the same as being locked in a candy store at night was to a kid: easy access and free picking. And that was something that Missy had full intention of using to her advantaged. Missy, which wasnât her real name, but it was the name she went by right now, had been struggling to make rent for weeks. She lived in an old building not far from here, and if it hadnât been for her landlord she would had been kicked to the curb weeks ago. But the old man had a soft spot for her. Maybe it was because she always had this haunted look in those extremely blue eyes of hers, or maybe it was because he felt pity for her. Maybe he would make her pay back by sleeping with her.
Missy didnât know, and she didnât care: he could feel sorry for her all that he wanted, he could even care about her, or he could hope she would strip down and get on his knees for him. She didnât give a shit about him, or about any other, and as long as it worked in her favor he could think what he wanted. In fact Missy wasnât the kind of person who gave a shit about anything at all. She lived to survive, and that was it. Sure she liked music, good food and good booze, but when it all came down to whether she lived or died she could live without music, eat from the garbage and donât drink anything but the cheapest beer. Anything to stay alive.
She had spent Christmas Eve pickpocketing every person she could in the bar, so when midnight came she decided to leave for the night. The pockets of her leatherjacket â which were at least two sizes too big â were heavy with wallets as she walked towards the exit. Just before she reached the exit she noticed someone stepping into the pub. A man, big as a fucking tower and build like a brick wall. He was wearing a long jacket, which was open and allowed her to get a glimpse of a dark blue shirt. On top of his curly hair he wore a hat, but that wasnât what caught her attention: it was the gold chains around his neck. A guy who could spring gold like that had to have some kind of money. She didnât even have to think twice before she let her hand slip into the pocket of his jacket as she passed him by the exit to get a hold of a wallet. She didnât look at him, knowing fully that could give her away, but instead continued out the door and out into the street, very pleased with tonightâs harvest.
 She had to leave the crowded street and go through a couple of alleyâs to get back to her apartment. Any other girl might have tried to find another way home, a longer one with more streetlight and more people, but Missy didnât think twice when she turned down the first alley, hands in her pocket and her head hidden under a hood. Her footstep was light and she had reached about half way down the alley when a voice caught her attention. âThough ya could steal from me, eh?â She spun around, only to see the last guy she had stolen from at the pub blocking her path. âSee, I donâ likâ it when other people steal from me, especially not a little Sheila likâ yaâself.â She didnât answer, unsure who Sheila was, and also not idiotic enough to admit she had stolen from him. âI wanâ me wallet back!â His voice suddenly grew dark, almost a growl, as he stepped towards her with a warning glimpse in his eyes.
âI donât â I donât know what youâre talking about.â Her voice was hoarse, like she hadnât used it for days, but to be fair Missy couldnât remember the last time she had talked to anyone.
She didnât have time to react before he had grabbed her by the arm and almost flung her towards the wall of the alley. âMe wallet, doll.â
Missy didnât think twice before she delivered a hard kick right between his legs. The sound that left the big man when her foot met his tender part was enough the make her smile, although the smile didnât last long as he tumbled towards the ground, pulling her with him in the process. âLET GO!â He didnât reply, too caught up in the pain from her kick, but weakened enough for her to rip herself from his grip and run as fast as she could down the alley where she came from, and into the street where she bumped into a man. âWow easy there, girl.â
âThere was a man⊠in the alley⊠he grabbed meâŠâ She was painting from the run, cardio wasnât really her thing, but her words were clear enough for the man to look into the alley.
âAre you okay?â He asked.
âYe- yes, thank you.â
âDo you want me to follow you home? Iâm a policeman.â To show that he really was a policeman, and not just a guy trying to get shag, he pulled a police badge from his pocket. Missy wasnât slow to nod. The man she had kicked would probably try to grab her again, and even though he was in his right to be mad at her â she had stolen his wallet after all â she didnât had some deep desire to get passed up in an dark alley again. âYes please.â She said feign to be that scared little girl the policeman thought he was protecting. Men, they were so easy to work: you just had to pretend you were some fragile princess waiting for a prince to come save her. Admittedly it was luck that had made her bump into a policeman right here, but sometimes Faith even smiled down on the miserable.
The policeman must have mistook her smile as a friendly one, returning her one himself as they walked down the street. This night had proven to be quite a ride.
 She didnât notice the bed giving in to the extra weight, too lost in sleep. Missy had always been a heavy sleeper. After all, sleep was the only way to escape reality, and god knew she had needed to escape from time to time.
But even in her sleep she felt the cold blade pressed against her throat followed by words whispered in her ear. âMe wallet, Doll, I want it back!â She opened her eyes. The man from the alley was towering over her, a leg on either side of her as she lay in bed. âDidnât think Iâwoulâ finâyaâ did ye.â He was way to kooky and even sent her a smile as he pressed the cold blade of his knife a little harder against her throat. This time Missy didnât scream, instead she sent him flying from the bed and straight into the wall. One second he was bent over her, the next he was swung directly to the wall, which he hit with a loud thud before he fell to the ground.
He hadnât exactly expected an attack from her, and as he once again got on his feet and looked at the bed he found her sitting at the headboard, hunched together. Her eyes, which he had noticed earlier was an extreme shade of blue, was literally electrified and something looking like silver blue mist was floating around her hands in an almost pulsing way. Baffled he just stared at the meta-human in front of him for a long time before he finally acted, pulling a boomerang from one of the many pocket in his long jacket. âListen Doll, I donâ wanna hurt ya, I just want me wallet back.â She didnât answer, but the pulsing mist moved faster as the bed she was sitting on started to tremble. âOkay okay here see, putting this down,â he dropped the boomerang as he spoke, which made the trembling stop. âNow just.. takâ it easy.â She didnât say anything, but the mist started to move slower again. âWhatâs ya name hm? Iâm Digger or George, whatever floats ye boat, doll.â He didnât think she would answer him, but to his surprise she started to sit up straight, mistrust still clear in her eyes, but at least the mist vanished from hands and her eyes were once again normal, although, Digger suspected nothing was normal with this girl, who had sent him flying through the air without touching him.
âMissy.â He noticed the hoarseness of her voice, but didnât point it out. There was a time to be an asshole, and now wasnât one.
âMissy, thatâs fuckinâ ugly.â Okay maybe every time was the right time to be an asshole. âMissy I knoâ ya took me wallet earlier, I felt ya steal it, anâ I need it back.â
âWhy?â
âDoesnât matter why, buâ I need it back.â She hesitated, biting her lip in a nervous manner.
âI⊠I donât have it.â
âYou don â You donât have me wallet?!â He had raised his voice, which once again made the bed tremble. Fuck, this was not good. âWhere.is.it.then?â
âI threw it out.â He stared at her for a long time.
âYa threw it out? Ya threw me wallet out?! Wâat about the ring in the wallet.â This time it was her turn to be surprised. She actually had actually been tempted to keep the ring, but had ended up selling it to pay the rent, which he probably wouldnât be all too happy to hear. He didnât strike her as the kind of person that liked when people stole from him. The sheer fact that he had tracked her down all the way to her apartment was proving of that.
âI sold it.â The empty stare he sent her almost made her snicker, but she managed to hold it in.
âTo whom?â
âA pawnshop not far from here.â He looked at her for a long time, then he bend down to pick up the boomerang he had threaten her with, pointing it at her.
âGet dressed!â
ââŠwhat?â
âGet dressed!â He repated. âYeâre gonna takâ me to the pawnshop and get me ring back.â
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Normally Missy would never had agree to go with this digger to a pawnshop in the middle of the night, but he had threaten her a good deal what would happen if she didnât do it, and even though she would probably be able to take him out if he actually tried throwing the boomerangs at her she didnât dare. Every time she used her abilities she risked being found by them, so she rather get dragged along to a closed pawnshop in the middle of the night by a man wielding a childâs toy, than she would risk being found.
âIt is dis one?â He had a funny accent, Australian maybe, which had made some of his threats back in her apartment almost incomprehensible.
âYes.â She nooded. âBut itâs closed.â
âDat wonât be a problem.â He bent down to look at the locked door before finding pulling out a lock picking kit from the jacket. A couple of seconds later the silence of the night was broken by the faint sound of a lock sliding away. âThere, inside!â He forcefully shoved her into the store, closing the door behind him. âWâereâs the jewelry.â She didnât answer but pointed to the end of the shop where a glass showcase displayed all kind of jewelry. âOh come to Daddy!â Missy could swear she heard joy in his voice as he rushed to the showcase and tried to open it. It was, not surprisingly, locked, and Missy had expected him to lock pick it, which was why the sudden shatter of glass being broken when he swung one of his boomerangs at it made her flinch.
âCan we go now?â She asked as he took the ring, smiling like a fool.
âYeah yeah, in a minuteâ Apparently he had decided to take advantage of the broken showcase and steal the rest of the jewelry as well. She really didnât like it, but wasnât sure why she felt something was wrong, she just knew that something was off with this whole thing. Why hadnât the owner of the pawnshop been down to checked the sound of the broken glass? He lived right over the shop, which she knew because she usually only sold to him (he always gave her a good price on the stuff she stole), and she knew he had more than one gun hidden in the shop, but still he didnât come to check on the sound.
âWhy is that ring so important anyway?â It wasnât really her business, she wasnât even sure why she bothered to ask, but to her surprise he actually looked at her for a second before a shrug left his broad shoulders.
ââCus I stole it from someonâ who didnât likâ to get robbed, anâ now they really want it back.â
âWho â who did you steal it from?â
Another moment of silence passed between them before he finally sent her a smug grin. âI stole it from Carmine Falcone.â
âWHAT?â This time it was him who shushed her. âAre you insane?! You stole from one of the biggest mob bosses in Gotham?!â
âWell yeah, someonâ bet me I couldnât do it, so of course I had to prove them wrong.â He grinned, which made her roll her eyes and mutter something that sounded a lot like âfucking idiotâ. âBut now he wants it back. Been hunting me for a week, anâ I kinda decided to get the hell out of Gotham, but then ya came along anâ stole it.â Missy was beginning to suspect what kind of guy this Digger guy was. If he could steal from Carmine Falcone, and get away alive for a week, he had to have some kind of skills. Besides incomprehensible stupidity for trying something like that in the first place.
âWell you got the ring, so can I leave now?â She asked, feeling a wave of relief filling her as he nodded.
âYeah go ahead, doll.â She turned around to flee the store but froze when a couple of gigantic dudes stepped out from behind one of the bookshelves filled with pawnshop crap. Â
âGeorge Digger Harkness,â one of the men spoke. His voice was a low growl, but it did manage to capture Diggers attention as Missy stepped backwards to get away from the gigantic men, and the even bigger guns they were holding in their hands. âAlias: Captain Boomerang. Wow youâre almost looks as stupid as you have to be to steal from the boss.â Missy felt her heard sink in her stomach. Great Falconeâs men and manage to track down the ring â and the guy who had stolen it.
Much to her surprise Digger didnât do anything but send the big guy a grin. âNah ye donât havâ to be stupid to do that, stupid would be stealing from Batman. This was so easy it was almost likâ stealinâ candy from a baby.â Apparently the guys didnât like hearing that as they loaded their guns and pointing them towards Digger and Missy, who really had chosen the wrong night to get out of bed. âYa boss should probably hire someonâ better at tracking people than you. I mean, itâs taken ya almost a week to find me, anâ I didnât even hide me tracks that good.â Digger continued, which once again made Missy question whether or not he really was retarded.
âWell we found you, and now youâre gonna die. Her too.â The big guy said which made Missy take another step back, almost stepping on Diggers food, which made him push her slightly away from him.
âWhat? Why do I have to die because he stole from Falcone?â Missy asked in an almost childish fashion.
âWell youâre here, arenât you?â The other gigantic dude answered. Digger didnât say anything, he just stood there grinning like an idiot as the bookshelves next to Falconeâs men started to slightly tremble, causing some of the glass to fall to the ground and shatter. Â âWhat the-â the guy didnât get a chance to finish before one of Diggers boomerangs came soaring through the air, slicing his throat before it returned to Captain Boomerangs hand. Missy didnât scream when Falconeâs guy started to gurgle as the blood feel from his throat. She just docked, as Falconâs other guy pointed his gun at Digger and pulled the trigger. Not that he hid anything since Digger had followed Missyâs example and found cover by the ground. The sound of the gun being fired drown as every shelve in the pawnshop came crashing down just as the big windows pointing to the street shattered with an ear-piercing sound. Missy knew she had to get it under control, but she couldnât, and as she lay on the floor with her hands covering her head and one of Falconeâs guy shrieking as he was thrown out of the missing window she could feel every control over her abilities disappear and she knew, that she would fully lose control in a matter of seconds. Last time she had done that she had demolished an entire building, a convince store with people shopping inside getting crushed by the rubble as the building had suddenly come down.
Diggers hand around her wrist was so much of a surprise she nearly screamed, and when she looked up from the floor he was grinning down to her. âPretty neat trickâ He said, ignoring the floating items from the pawnshop which was spiraling in the middle of the store like a tornado of used computers, stolen cellphones, old guitars and baby cloth. âLetâs go, Dollface.â She didnât protest when he pulled her with him, running towards the backdoor while glass was shattering behind them. âCan ya turn that shit off?â
âI donât know how!â She yelled over the sound of glass being shattered. He just grinned and said something like â-make this a walk in tâe park.â Before he pulled her out of the backdoor and continued running down the street.
âWhere are we going?â He didnât answer but stopped in front of a black Mercedes parked in the street. He fumbled with something for a couple of minutes before opening the door, reaching over to the passengerâs side to open the door.
âGet in, weâre going shoppinâ.â He grinned referring to a movie Missy would never had guessed a guy like him had watched. She obeyed him nonetheless, knowing full well that her cover had been blown and that she had to leave Gotham tonight. She wasnât slow to buckle up as he reached under the steering wheel and forcefully tore a handful of wires out before he used them to hotwire the car. She was more than grateful for having buckled up when he started the car and hit the gas, making the car jump to live and drive down the street with at least double the legal speed. âListen doll, Iâm not good at playing with others, but for now it looks like weâre stuck together.â She didnât answer, but merely gripped her seat for her life as he ran a red light, took a sharp left and continued out towards the highway. âSo if weâre gonna spent tim together tâereâs a few ground rules we need to make clear: firstly I wonât hesitate with leaving ya somewherâ if I feel like ya slowinâ me down. Second: Ye wonât send me flyinâ into the wall again and third: I get to keep what we steal. In return I wonât kill ye.â
âYeah well, I donât wanna run away with you.â Missy hissed as they passed an ambulance with the lights on. Digger just shrugged.
âYa sent one of Falconeâs men flyinâ through the window, I think itâs safe ot say theyâll be hunting ye as well, might as well work together.â Missy didnât reply. He was right; it was much easier taking care of the problem when you had an ally. She just wasnât sure she wanted to have him as an ally. Especially not as he pulled a beer from somewhere in his jacket and opened it to drink half of it in one go. She knew she didnât have a choice; if she wanted to survive she would have to stick with him for a while. Whether she liked it or not.