Feb 28, 2015
my boyfriend totally just towel whipped me in the face by accident and it hurt like a bitch but it's fine because I'll make him pay for it later.
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my boyfriend totally just towel whipped me in the face by accident and it hurt like a bitch but it's fine because I'll make him pay for it later.
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me: stop the human race 2k15
Alex-boo: whats wrong with my girlfriend 2k15
Oh come on
Me: Would you eat me out with my favorite song playing in the background?
Alex: Yesss
Me: Would you change your mind if you knew it was the original English opening to Sailor Moon?
Alex: Yessss.
Like last year, I was trying to guess the stuff under the tree, he had wrapped 3 presents for me. I guessed one of the correctly (a book I told him I wanted) and he responded by saying that he wasn't actually able to get me the book.
So, morning time, my turn to unwrap gifts.... So I opened a few and found out I was correct, he did get me the book I wanted and so I hit him with it repeatedly and called him a liar.
He just kissed my neck in his sleep like that is so effing cute
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Fucking pleb
Me: They keep watching magical girl animes that are obscure... Well, no it's not obscure, they just don't have a very big western fanbase
Alex: ... You sounded like such an anime snob just now, I'm sorry.
felopez guess what pictures are in it? 83
Candy thief
Me: I have to go to the bathroom
[puts half eaten chocolate bar next to Alex]
Me: Take care of this.
[Walks towards door and pauses]
Me: And by take care of it, I mean don't eat it.
Alex: [turns around with mouth full of chocolate] Oh.