I'm not like a big liar but I'm really good at it. when ever i meat new people. I like to tell things that if you knew me you knew it was obviously a lie. People who know me know i would just be kidding, but new people end up thinking that i'm a descendent of an Somalian prince or something. Or that i'm am studying to be an heart surgeon. But the stupid thing is when i tell the truth of something about nobody believes me. It's crazy

Great thing about being fat. Your already fat. So if a person says “don’t eat that, you’ll get fat”. You are already fat so what gonna happen now.

Having sex to a lana del rey song is so much more dramatic then expected

Dear nature. When i said "I wish summer didn't have to end." By saying that, i didn't mean that you could half ass winter. I can go out side in a t-shirt and not feel cold. Where is the snow, where is the ice.

Parents who try are the best