Seventeen's Ways to Say 'I Do' Series # | 11 : THE AUDACITY?!
Genre: Fluff, Comedy, Playful Banter
Summary: You jokingly tell Seungkwan that you like his last name and ask if you can have it. Instead of getting shy or flustered, he reacts in peak Boo Seungkwan fashion— by being loud, dramatic, and giving you an entire performance in response.
You and Seungkwan are sitting in a cozy café, sipping on your drinks while casually chatting about anything and everything.
Feeling playful, you stir your coffee and casually say, "I like your last name. Can I have it?"
The café is peaceful. Calm. People are enjoying their coffee in silence.
Seungkwan practically chokes on his drink, slamming his cup onto the table so hard that everyone turns to look at him.
You burst out laughing. “Why are you yelling?!”
He points at you, looking personally offended. “Excuse me?! You can’t just say something like that so casually over COFFEE. What am I supposed to do with this information?!”
You smirk, tilting your head to the side and looking at him with fake innocence. “Say yes?”
“OH, SO NOW YOU’RE PROPOSING? IN A CAFÉ?! OVER AN AMERICANO?! WHERE IS THE ROMANCE, Y/N?!”
You roll your eyes. “Seungkwan, I was joking.”
“No, no, NO!” He dramatically places a hand over his chest. “You don’t just joke about marriage, Y/N. That is SERIOUS BUSINESS. You gotta have a grand confession, maybe a serenade, I need at least a 10-minute speech about how wonderful I am—”
You snort. “You want a whole TED Talk about why I should marry you?”
He flips his hair. “AT MINIMUM.”
Shaking your head, you sip your drink. “Fine. I take it back.”
“Wait.” His voice drops. “Take it back?!” He suddenly looks panicked. “Hold on, no, I didn’t mean that— WAIT, DO YOU NOT WANT TO MARRY ME NOW?!”
“NO, I REFUSE. I REJECT YOUR REJECTION!” He clutches your hands. “LET ME RECONSIDER MY ANSWER.”
You die laughing. “Seungkwan, oh my God—”
“TOO LATE, I ACCEPT! CONGRATULATIONS, WE’RE ENGAGED!”He throws his arms in the air, making the café patrons stare even harder.
You groan, facepalming. “You’re so embarrassing.”
He grins. “But you love me.”
You sigh dramatically. “Unfortunately.”
Seungkwan smirks. “That’s Boo Y/N to you now.”
Damn it. You walked right into that one.
Later that night, you get a text from him.
Seungkwan: Soooo… do you prefer a wedding in Jeju or Seoul? 🤔
You: SEUNGKWAN...
Seungkwan: WHAT?! I NEED TO KNOW FOR PLANNING PURPOSES!
You: THERE IS NO WEDDING.
Seungkwan: THERE CAN BE IF YOU SAY YES 👀
You: ...I'm blocking you.
Seungkwan: LOVE YOU TOO, FUTURE MRS BOO 😘