Seventeen's Ways to Say 'I Do' Series # | 11 : THE AUDACITY?!
Genre: Fluff, Comedy, Playful Banter
Summary: You jokingly tell Seungkwan that you like his last name and ask if you can have it. Instead of getting shy or flustered, he reacts in peak Boo Seungkwan fashionā by being loud, dramatic, and giving you an entire performance in response.
You and Seungkwan are sitting in a cozy cafƩ, sipping on your drinks while casually chatting about anything and everything.
Feeling playful, you stir your coffee and casually say, "I like your last name. Can I have it?"
The cafƩ is peaceful. Calm. People are enjoying their coffee in silence.
āI BEG YOUR PARDON?!ā
Seungkwan practically chokes on his drink, slamming his cup onto the table so hard that everyone turns to look at him.
You burst out laughing. āWhy are you yelling?!ā
He points at you, looking personally offended. āExcuse me?! You canāt just say something like that so casually over COFFEE. What am I supposed to do with this information?!ā
You smirk, tilting your head to the side and looking at him with fake innocence. āSay yes?ā
āOH, SO NOW YOUāRE PROPOSING? IN A CAFĆ?! OVER AN AMERICANO?! WHERE IS THE ROMANCE, Y/N?!ā
You roll your eyes. āSeungkwan, I was joking.ā
āNo, no, NO!ā He dramatically places a hand over his chest. āYou donāt just joke about marriage, Y/N. That is SERIOUS BUSINESS. You gotta have a grand confession, maybe a serenade, I need at least a 10-minute speech about how wonderful I amāā
You snort. āYou want a whole TED Talk about why I should marry you?ā
He flips his hair. āAT MINIMUM.ā
Shaking your head, you sip your drink. āFine. I take it back.ā
āWait.ā His voice drops. āTake it back?!ā He suddenly looks panicked. āHold on, no, I didnāt mean thatā WAIT, DO YOU NOT WANT TO MARRY ME NOW?!ā
āNO, I REFUSE. I REJECT YOUR REJECTION!ā He clutches your hands. āLET ME RECONSIDER MY ANSWER.ā
You die laughing. āSeungkwan, oh my Godāā
āTOO LATE, I ACCEPT! CONGRATULATIONS, WEāRE ENGAGED!āHe throws his arms in the air, making the cafĆ© patrons stare even harder.
You groan, facepalming. āYouāre so embarrassing.ā
He grins. āBut you love me.ā
You sigh dramatically. āUnfortunately.ā
Seungkwan smirks. āThatās Boo Y/N to you now.ā
Damn it. You walked right into that one.
Later that night, you get a text from him.
Seungkwan: Soooo⦠do you prefer a wedding in Jeju or Seoul? š¤
You: SEUNGKWAN...
Seungkwan: WHAT?! I NEED TO KNOW FOR PLANNING PURPOSES!
You: THERE IS NO WEDDING.
Seungkwan: THERE CAN BE IF YOU SAY YES š
You: ...I'm blocking you.
Seungkwan: LOVE YOU TOO, FUTURE MRS BOO š