Seventeen's Ways to Say 'I Do' Series # | 11 : THE AUDACITY?!
Genre: Fluff, Comedy, Playful Banter
Summary: You jokingly tell Seungkwan that you like his last name and ask if you can have it. Instead of getting shy or flustered, he reacts in peak Boo Seungkwan fashionβ by being loud, dramatic, and giving you an entire performance in response.
You and Seungkwan are sitting in a cozy cafΓ©, sipping on your drinks while casually chatting about anything and everything.
Feeling playful, you stir your coffee and casually say, "I like your last name. Can I have it?"
The cafΓ© is peaceful. Calm. People are enjoying their coffee in silence.
βI BEG YOUR PARDON?!β
Seungkwan practically chokes on his drink, slamming his cup onto the table so hard that everyone turns to look at him.
You burst out laughing. βWhy are you yelling?!β
He points at you, looking personally offended. βExcuse me?! You canβt just say something like that so casually over COFFEE. What am I supposed to do with this information?!β
You smirk, tilting your head to the side and looking at him with fake innocence. βSay yes?β
βOH, SO NOW YOUβRE PROPOSING? IN A CAFΓ?! OVER AN AMERICANO?! WHERE IS THE ROMANCE, Y/N?!β
You roll your eyes. βSeungkwan, I was joking.β
βNo, no, NO!β He dramatically places a hand over his chest. βYou donβt just joke about marriage, Y/N. That is SERIOUS BUSINESS. You gotta have a grand confession, maybe a serenade, I need at least a 10-minute speech about how wonderful I amββ
You snort. βYou want a whole TED Talk about why I should marry you?β
He flips his hair. βAT MINIMUM.β
Shaking your head, you sip your drink. βFine. I take it back.β
βWait.β His voice drops. βTake it back?!β He suddenly looks panicked. βHold on, no, I didnβt mean thatβ WAIT, DO YOU NOT WANT TO MARRY ME NOW?!β
βNO, I REFUSE. I REJECT YOUR REJECTION!β He clutches your hands. βLET ME RECONSIDER MY ANSWER.β
You die laughing. βSeungkwan, oh my Godββ
βTOO LATE, I ACCEPT! CONGRATULATIONS, WEβRE ENGAGED!βHe throws his arms in the air, making the cafΓ© patrons stare even harder.
You groan, facepalming. βYouβre so embarrassing.β
He grins. βBut you love me.β
You sigh dramatically. βUnfortunately.β
Seungkwan smirks. βThatβs Boo Y/N to you now.β
Damn it. You walked right into that one.
Later that night, you get a text from him.
Seungkwan: Sooooβ¦ do you prefer a wedding in Jeju or Seoul? π€
You: SEUNGKWAN...
Seungkwan: WHAT?! I NEED TO KNOW FOR PLANNING PURPOSES!
You: THERE IS NO WEDDING.
Seungkwan: THERE CAN BE IF YOU SAY YES π
You: ...I'm blocking you.
Seungkwan: LOVE YOU TOO, FUTURE MRS BOO π