#bondverse

Okay let’s line them up

001: George Windsor 70 years young

002: Victoria ‘ Tori’Tanner the ultimate bad bitch (Lara Croft wishes). Married to Tanner. Can and will bench press you for fun. Sometimes lets Q sit on her back while she does push ups. Loves their kids and drives their mini van like a rally driver.

003: Archibald gale Rowling the worst. Is actually a Spectre spy but he is so bad and both sides hate him so much neither of them give him the right info. He also doesn’t know Spectre died so he is now just some dude.

004: S (everyone is still betting on their full name) 005’s NB not so secret life partner. Also the best actual sneaky spy aside from Chanel MI6 has ever had. Has the best fashion sense. Everyone wants to both be them and probably date them. No one is sure of which.

005: Chanel (number 5) trans woman, all her jewellery can and will kill you.

006: Alec, ‘I came for the food’ but he stayed cause he’s the honorary lesbian. Bonds best friend. Gets Bond and himself in and out of a lot of trouble.

007: James-I don’t understand memes-Bond chaotic bisexual. Married to Q.

008: Nomi a queen.

009: Alan I lost my keys Walker the dictionary definition of a Himbo. Hulking and incredible bean. (Face claimed as Don Lee or Gilgamesh from eternals)

How the 00’s eat apples

001: he eats those dried apple circles

002: eats whatever sliced apples their kids haven’t eaten.

003: doesn’t eat apples and thinks it’s cool to not eat fruit

004: poaches them and eats them on fancy granola.

005: appletini’s bitch

006: with a hunting knife Alec was given from Skyfall the one time James took him there to visit

007: we know he does the cool removing the skin in one go

008: just bites them like a normal human wtf @ everyone else??

009: just eats it whole

Tanner drinks apple juice in fancy glasses and pretends it’s scotch.

Eve unironically likes juices so she just has it in green juices.

These shots are giving off the vibe of ‘when the only way your tech comes back is after it’s been dredged from the bottom of a lake due to a certain blonde haired lunatic not knowing how to handle nice things.’ Q on his 4th cup of tea or the morning considering making a blow up pen that just covers James in ink that won’t wash off without specific chemical compounds to teach him and his pretty suits a lesson.