[text] He is a total bitch and a crappy party host so I stole their dog. It likes me better. 🍻 [text] I’m just so full of love and alcohol 🍻 [text] You are probably the most infuriating person I’ve ever met…but you’re weirdly sexy. What I’m saying, is come over.
[text] He is a total bitch and a crappy party host so I stole their dog. It likes me better.
v: ....oh my god.....
v: can i at least come over to pet it
🍻 [text] I’m just so full of love and alcohol
v: isn’t that why you drink yourself drunk and have random girls suck your dick?
🍻 [text] You are probably the most infuriating person I’ve ever met…but you’re weirdly sexy. What I’m saying, is come over.
v: ...i’ll come over if you stop being weird lmao
v: how can you type so neatly for being drunk
