#bombarded

Summary:

Kvothe Propaganda:

Actually you know what, I’m taking this out of the tags. Why is Kvothe the superior bard? Let’s discuss. 

Tragic backstory of tragic backstories. Without spoilers, he has Trauma ™ about his lute being broken. 

Raised traveling performers, and regularly uses public speaking and performance skills to his advantage. 

Got the fantasy equivalent of a Grammy at 15, even though his lute string snapped mid performance.

Fucked a fae who fucks men to death and lived, because she loved his music and wanted him to write songs about her beauty.

Once got hired by a king to seduce a lady through love songs. He succeeds. 

Is simultaneously brilliantly clever and utterly dumb of ass. A child prodigy wise beyond his years and deadlier than a falling brick, but also can’t talk about his feelings to save his life and will jump off a roof if you ask him nicely. 

In conclusion, vote Kvothe. 

Raz'ul, Son of Daz'ul Propaganda:

He’s a fantastic musician, a deeply caring person, excelling in college and possibly the most dramatic bard in any room

Raz’ul is the youngest son of the Oodali clan. He decided to go out and travel the world in order to help his family and his kingdom via blacksmithing. Before he left home, he did borrow the family treasure called Axesumptin (ask you something). After that, he attends Strumlotts, school of Barding where he meets his best friends, Yashee Bordun and Randy Greentrees. Together, they travel across the continent telling tales and causing chaos as their band name Chaos Sauce implies. Raz’ul is a college of glamour bad and circle of the moon druid so his aesthetic leans more towards nature with a lot of floral flare. He’s also very in tune with his emotions and is an asexual icon!