#boisbo

Put ☎ in my ask for your muse’s info in my muse’s phone:

NAME: boyeon

RINGTONE: this one UREYRUEYRIUEYRIUEWRYIU 

PICTURE: x 

LAST TEXT RECEIVED: [boyeon] (insert a onesie mirror selfie here.jpeg)

“with bo, three words come to mind: irritating, confusing, and frustrating. irritating because bo’s loud, literally too loud. his laugh makes my head hurt, and his jokes are annoying—like, he laughs at them? he laughs at his own puns? he’s confusing because there are times where he fucking looks at me weirdly like he wants to say something but he changes his mind and cracks a joke instead. and it’s fucking frustrating because no matter how unfunny or corny his jokes get, i actually like spending time with him. on paper, i shouldn’t, but... eh. it’s whatever.”

“jack makes me think of the sun first thing on the morning when it’s hell on your eyes and you’re like ‘fuck off, seriously, i can’t stand you’–and pure cocoa, like those really gross, bitter ones, and when you feel so tired your eyes can barely stay open.”

“when i think of vincent, i automatically think of the circle of life scene in the lion king. and those cute cows from harvest moon! with the long eyes! and overalls? is that what you call them? ‘cause he wears a lot of them. i’m thinking about buying him a new pair and maybe sewing little swirly patterns on them for his birthday. i can’t sew, but i’m a fast learner!”

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“shit, where do i begin? bo—hmm, he’s alright, i guess. well. he’s charismatic. adventurous. seems like the type who’d be down to go on an impromptu trip to the amazon rainforest or whatever, like, he doesn’t think twice, does a lot of stupid shit that gives me secondhand embarrassment. but, like, that in itself is really... um, admirable. is that the right word? ‘cause it can be a difficult thing for some people, not caring about what people think of them. bo doesn’t look like he doesn’t give a shit about anyone at all—which, honestly, can also be really fucking frustrating? like, do you even think at all? can he even think? literally, all he does is joke around and make stupid puns, ‘s all that comes out of his fat mouth.”