me: *tries to force Pip who is not in the mood at all to cuddle with me*
pip: *bounces to the opposite side of the room, annoyed*
me: *stares longingly at him from across the room*
pip:
pip:
me: you wanted happiness i can't blame you for that and maybe a mouth sounds idiotic when it blathers on about joy but tell me you love this tell me you're not miserable










