#bobbymackeys

ZAK BAGANS WAS HERE

OKAY SO!!! the mouth on his face is big and unweildy and generally useless! at first he couldnt close it at all because the teeth they gave him were too big and sharp, but then they took away his teeth as a punishment so he can close it (the teeth r growing back its okay they just arent as big yet). its not good for very much, he can't speak with it and it's a struggle to eat with it(but he has to cuz the only thing he can eat are the big chunks of raw mystery meat that they give him). its mostly just there to look weird and cause him problems.

the one on his neck was added after doc realized he couldnt talk anymore! she was like "well thats not ideal lets just give him another mouth im sure that will fix it" and! it kinda did. he can talk now but its incredibly awkward and feels Weird As Shit.

i dont know how they work from like. a biology standpoint but UwU it is ok jsut trust me

!!!! SO. daniel was just like, a dude, and when he was 16 he got a summer job lifting heavy eqiupment and unloading deliveries at this Generic And Nonsuspicious Science Place and basically his boss was just like "hey do you want some extra pay i have something Awesome for you to do" and he goes "sure what is it?" and she goes "haha sorry i cant hear you over the sound of all this sedative im injecting into you" and then he woke up with some New Eyeballs.

ive been thinking abt this all morning and still havent found anything interesting to say so instead take these goofey doodles

There’s a honky‑tonk in Wilder, Kentucky where the music never really stops — even after the lights go out. Bobby Mackey’s Music World hides a well that locals call the Gateway to Hell. Some say it still sings.