About female airsoft players
Hola.
Time to write something, huh? Today I read something quite funny. Funny and true. You can read the related thread here: Click me, I'm a link! Please note that only registered members can browse this forum, sorry for that. Nevertheless, I can repost it here. In English, of course. (German airsoft players can still log in to the Airsoft Verzeichnis site.)
Firstly, what is the thread about? It's about the role of the female player. This was funny reading because I'm member of the mentioned group, moreover, the text had a very humorous tone. And it made me a giggle that all this had such a true core.
Dear Ladies and Gentlemen, I'm proud to present you Mogli's view on the female part of the airsoft society:
The Gamer Girl.
This is maybe the biggest group. She does not really participate in the game. Mostly she is just standing on the playing field holding a gun in her hands to protect it from getting dirty. Except she is following her boyfriend and his mates taking more or less good photos. Wearing a reflective vest, of course, and therefore being like an illuminated advertising seen by everyone else. Although she only is accompanying her boyfriend she still is handsome and everyone is trying to flirt with her. Due to the fact that her boyfriend often looks better than the rest of the vermin, she is not really interested.
The so-called Dick Wrecker or: The Miles Girl.
This said lady plays airsoft to eat up miles. Which miles? Dick miles, of course. Thanks to the advantageous relation between males and females and the sheer numbers of underfucked airsoft players she has an easy job. It does not matter how unattractive this girl is, she always gets dozens of them into her bed, because they just have a thing for everyone who is female.
The Board Broad.
This group can only be found online. These girls are easy to recognize because of their cleavage photos and their continous attempt to be cute. A Board Broad is quite similar to the Miles Girl and some of them even evolve into Miles Girls. She is registered in the forum to get attention, either by getting posts on her profile, by getting nice comments under her photos or by receiving pushy messages. It does not matter how she looks or how old she is. Every female person has its own, very great amount of megahorny followers. She does not take part in events because she does not want to socialize with others. She just wants to be adored and this really is not difficult for a lady.
Big Mama.
This lady is not really participating either but nevertheless is part of the team. She entertains the boys like she was their mom. She listens to all the cares and concerns and is responsible for coffee and cake. She ensures that the players do not have to worry about hunger and thirst. These ladies seem to be the first group of females which have to be taken seriously. The Big Mama does not fool herself or others. She is the one who is coping with the household everytime. Just like the well-known duck mom leading her little ducklings through the big world.
PS.: It is not recommended drinking alcohol together with her. I mean, this is mom.
The Brigitte Nielsen or The Sirgourney Weaver.
The smallest and probably the most unpopular group of females. The real player. She is not interested in the armed rabble around her. She participates to play and, moreover, is doing very well. The boys getting hit by her get so angry that they do not even want to flirt with her anymore. You really can not tell much about this group, except perhaps that she does not want people to talk about her. Her profile picture on the internet mostly is not very female.
And that's it. The five main groups of female players. Thanks again to Mogli who allowed me to publish his thoughts here. (Remember: © Mogli!)
If you have the chance to read the answers in German, do it. Please. In my opinion, the funniest thing is yet to come. You know, that I said that Mogli's text had a true core. I think that he is right when claiming that the last group is the most unpopular group of all (in the eyes of the common airsoft player). Two of the first comments: "The girls of the last group I like most." and "I prefer playing together with the last group." Liars.
I already thought about writing a counterpart: "The male airsoft player". The biggest group would consist of boys always stating that they like girls having gear or girls playing even better than most of the males. They are proud after writing something like "Haha, you all just adore this photo because she is female. Shut up everyone!". They see themselves as heroes protecting the poor girls from slavering followers. But hey, I stop here. Maybe there'll be a final version of my thoughts one day. Stay following and reading.
Saludos,
Lola.
