#boa vs. python

Propaganda for Sir Hiss [Disney's Robin Hood]:

"He went through so much bullcrap because of Prince John, please vote for him so he'll feel better 🥺"

Propaganda for Giant Reticulated Python [Boa vs. Python]:

This movie, I watched it for giggles seeing as I’ve watched Anaconda so I thought hey why not. This can’t be any worst. Oh I was so wrong. This movie is defiantly a b movie. And you would think I would have no expectation for it, but I did. And they were smashed into little goop by the end. I thought since in Anaconda the snake actually coils around its prey and then swallows it the same may happen in this movie. Nope. The snakes are so big that they eat people by dragging them and then swallowing whole or take bites out of people. Like full on half torso no more head, arms or stomach bites.

You know when you see characters and you know they are going to die and you can’t wait for them to get eaten. That was the news reporter that you meet in the first 10 minutes but you don’t even get to see him get eaten. Then there are the movie’s bad guys which you know will get eaten it’s just a guess of what order. But it’s usually the big bad that will die last. And that’s what happened in this movie.

Then there are the ‘good’ guys. The FBI suit who recruits a marine tech and a herpetologist to help him get the python using the sake guy’s boa named Betty.

And you know the rest; bad guys set out to hunt python while good guys set out with betty to find python. people get eaten, the suit gets killed by a bad guy who is then eaten, more bad guys or as I like to call them idiots, get eaten,. The good guys (the scientist) almost get eaten. Stuff happens with the snakes, and more people die. Big bad has to take vengeance since his girl was killed by Betty. He gets eaten. The snakes then duke it out.  The python gets killed via a train after both snakes get a shock from a spike in Betty. Betty then sneaks off. And the two scientists then head back to the water tunnels where the python was ands where Betty is now mostly likely and head into find her, then the credits role. That’s the movie no joke.

My main question is how do you lose a snake that is over 80 feet. And then why would you then go with a two man team to find her? Really how has Darwinism not kicked in yet? And also why does no one notice the giant snakes untill they're about to be eaten? Again B movie and Darwinism. 

The CGI’s not great but it could have been so much worst. The acting wasn’t too bad for a B movie but then again it’s a B movie. So not excepting an Oscar winning performance. And there is of course there are the death scenes. It’s more of a game who dies first.