Jerk Ford AU: Drawing Skills
Jerk Ford, just like Canon Ford, has a hyper-realistic drawing style in-world.
Does he ever use this skill for evil trolling? Of fucking course he does.
Here's an fairly typical example:
BACKUPSMORE UNIVERSITY circa. 1970s
Fiddleford: -haha, and that's why yer Pa is fat.
Jerk Ford:
Jerk Ford: Alright. That's how it is? Very well...
*Ford pulls out drawing pad and pencil out of nowhere*
Fiddleford: What are you uh- what're you doin'?
Jerk Ford: I'm drawing you pregnant.
Fiddleford: Stanford, please stop.
Jerk Ford, already sketching: Nine months!
Fiddleford: Please, not again- don't do this shit.
Jerk Ford: AND, you are having triplets.
Fiddleford: Hey, I'm sorry okay-
Jerk Ford: No, it's too late. Motion has already started and will proceed.
Reference under the cut
