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Dungeon crawler Carl is Hugely addictive, I’m re-reading now as well

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Duuuuude I am like haflway through book 3 that's how fast I'm eating them. I love everyone in this bar! ( except *SPOILER* and the Borant corporation and the foot fetish AI ) The gap moe between Who Carl Actually Is (good-hearted normal guy with a side order of Classic Daddy Issues reacting appropriately to an insane situation) and Who He is Presented to Be In The Recap Episodes (Donut's psycho pantsless dynamite-happy goon) is SENDING ME.

#bmouse irl #dungeon crawler carl #god help me this better not turn into another fandom #there are no ships though #which i'm sort of bewildered and impressed by #how does the author dress every other character as a sexy vampire the masquerade LARPer and yet there is not a gram of eroticism to be foun #the author mentions sex work everywhere with the purience of a teen boy playing dnd for the first time #and saying 'i want to go to the brothel'#but nothing is sexy #i ship carl/getting 12 hours of sleep and a nice burrito

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Life update: I saw the beautiful magnolias in the Smithsonian garden caught a single waxy petal as it drifted to the ground and then promptly ate it.

Tastes like ginger 10/10

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Times are tough but I stay silly

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I’m pretty sure my fairy circle killed the president

#bmouse irl #okay so I went to the Renn faire yesterday and there was bagpipes and dancing as usual #and I was dressed as a fairy because I’m a fucking fairy #and there was one of those ring around the Rosie dances when everyone held hands and jumped and moved around the musicians #like that one scene in Tangled #and I’m pretty sure that this energy vortex of genuine joy and togetherness from all these nerds and queers just rose into the air #and flew to DC and capped off that motherfucker

So my husband has informed me that I am communicating my unhappiness at his drug use and lack of doing the housework while I’m traveling and general other stupid behavior incorrectly

Times and ways I am now allowed to criticize my husband: on a harvest moon wearing a gray dress and holding a white parasol, softly and kindly and with no disagreeable expression on my face and no unseemly emotion and only so long as it is a whisper that may be louder than a passing dragonfly but less loud than a singing cricket

…

::drumroll::

How divorced am I getting?

Divorced

Very Extremely Divorced

Expeditiously Divorced

Stylishly Divorced

Voting ended onAug 25, 2025

#divorce is stylish #Bmouse irl #can’t believe this is my life #he says me and the marriage counselor are ganging up on him #as if #that lady is smacking me down for my bullshit just as much #I’m not the one who forced you to take mushrooms my guy #I’m not the one who keeps thinking people are following me and that I’m being recruited by the NSA or whatever #that’s life I guess #you let someone into your home and then years later theyre accusing you of helping your friends poison him #buddy if I wanted to poison you you’d be hydrangea food right now you stupid oaf

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Local goober is home and eating, Yuletide miracle!

#Bmouse irl #aaaand our budget is fucked #holiday feast will be soup and cookies this year because cat surgery ate our savings #America sucks so bad guys #human healthcare is bad and pet healthcare is also bad

Ok I’m doing a Diane Keaton deep dive and for the ‘merry day after Christmas I spent 12 hours with my family please no one talk to me or I bite’ I’m watching ‘The Family Stone’ which I’ve never seen before and aside from wanting to steal their house and everyone’s outfits… wtf is this movie I was initially a bit sympathetic to Meredith even tho she seems like a corporate shill who gets her sense of self worth from being a workaholic because Jesus that younger sister is really mean to her from jump street but like… her homophobic dinner scene? Girl what? Get back to the inn and take your weird breakfast casserole with you

Dear god

#bmouse irl #films #what a weird time capsule is this film from like 2001 or something #the family stone #Diane Keaton is terrific in this in the sense that her #that her character is very interesting but also if that was my mother in law I’d either get drunk with her or fist fight her on the lawn

::starts watching murderbot cause I’m sick::

Well I vaguely remember that the books were punchy and clever and quite funny and this is certainly… an adaptation. With color. And Skaarsgard’s face. Seems a bit… cheesy to be honest

John Cho as Space Dandy Disco Kirk is Certainly A Choice

::sees the bit in episode two where Murderbot says ‘I don’t know what it’s like to not be me’ ::

::re-watches that bit like six times::

Ah the undiagnosed neurodivergent woman has fallen for the neurodivergent allegory character once again. Fork in kitchen, etc

#bmouse irl #the hippie scientists are So hippie #I like their comfy outfits #I would wear that #also dr augmented emo with his black nail polish bro #sorry you were born 4000 years too late to enjoy peak MCR I guess

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