#blurrbs

I love tumblr dot com until I get reminded about how few people on here know how sports cultures work and a piss take just comes around that let’s me know OP doesn’t even play in a rec league let alone anything that requires meaningful commitment and investment from the player

[heelies in, wearing shutter shades and sippin on nightmare fuel like it’s a caprisun] what’s up sluts your god is here

No ma’am im not management material im too busy contemplating giving a character erectile dysfunction in my next fic

Can they just go add “Starscream of the [blank] office” to my job description the way im gonna try and overthrow my shitty boss

No sorry ill have to get back to you im beta testing a new form of insanity. Its treatment is pottery painting and cross stitching

Every once in awhile I wonder if Shockwave was pissed when his disguise ended up getting named Longarm. Like he went from being Shockwave to getting called Longarm it’s like he had this name implying he impacts things and then had to spend millennia being the guy with long arms TM

Bro im way too tired rn to have to revive my pillowfort ururururugh

Every once in awhile i sit there and think about how i wont ever come up with a character name as cool as fortress maximus