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Ship’s tag♡

Okay, maybe you were expecting a tale of epic proportions, but it’s not THAT exciting. Though it is one of, if not THE most embarrassing moments of my life. I can’t believe I got 4 people asking about it though, haha. 

So, when I was in grade nine, I was a bright eyed, naive 15 year old with a super cute girlfriend. She invited me to go to the science centre with her family and I said yes, obviously. (Science with the girlfriend? Best combo ever.) We split up with her family once we got there pretty early on and we explored a bunch of exhibits. We got to this fake cave thing, so we went in. There was this secluded looking section where we could sit and avoid being in direct sight from the people going in. And decided to uh, get frisky? We were making out and hands were going places, for sure. 

We stopped periodically when people came in, obviously. Some people gave us REALLY weird looks, which we didn’t really think anything of. We spent about an hour and a half in there, I think. (Libidos were definitely high.) When we went out, we realized there was a camera pointing directly at the section we were in, and the feed was being broadcasted live on a little screen at the entrance of the cave thing. We stared at it in disbelief in a while, watching people go in and out of the shot. And it was pretty easy to discern what people were doing, even though it was dark as hell.

TL;DR I got pretty frisky with my girlfriend for about 90 minutes, thinking no one could see but everyone could.  

THENODESOFRANVIER'S QUESTIONS:

what is your favourite type of chocolate? 

I LIKE ONES THAT DON'T KILL ME I.E., ANY WITHOUT TREE NUTS/MAY CONTAIN TREE NUTS :D

if you could banish one thing into the ether, what would it be? 

THE LAWS OF PHYSICS

laptops or desktops? 

LAPTOPS EXCEPT MINE WORKS AS A DESKTOP NOW BECAUSE THE BATTERY IS DEAD

does ishbaba judge you? 

NEVER

what would you do if blargh was chasing you? 

PROBABLY GET EATEN

what is your least favourite song? 

I DUNNO I DON'T LISTEN TO IT

who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? 

CARLOS

would you rather have a unibrow or have no eyebrows at all? 

UNIBROW

THINK OF AN ADJECTIVE. now hover over this text and fill in the blank with that adjective :D 

GRAPEFRUIT

on a scale of one to ten, where one = awesome and ten = beyond perfect, how awesome are my wenis rubs?

NEUN UND SECHSIG

MY QUESTIONS:

HOW DO YOU EAT A GRAPEFRUIT? (THERE IS A RIGHT AND A WRONG ANSWER)

WHAT SHOULD YOU BE DOING RIGHT NOW BECAUSE YOU PROBABLY SHOULDN’T BE ON TUMBLR?

WHAT IS THE QUESTION TO LIFE, THE UNIVERSE, AND EVERYTHING?

HOW MUCH WOOD WOULD A WOODCHUCK CHUCK IF A WOODCHUCK COULD CHUCK WOOD?

WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE CLASS (I DON’T CARE IF YOU TALK ABOUT SCHOOL CLASS OR SOCIAL CLASS OR SOMETHING ELSE)?

WHERE DID YOUR BLOG NAME COME FROM?

WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU EVER MET THE LAST PERSON/CHARACTER YOU BLOGGED ABOUT?

WHAT IS YOUR OPINION ON PRINTER CARTRIDGES THAT DON’T WORK?

HOW DO YOU USE EMPTY BOXES?

Rule 1. Post the rules.

Rule 2. Answer the questions the tagger set for you in their post and then make 10 new ones.

Rule 3. Tag 10 people and link them to your post.

Rule 4. Let them know you’ve tagged them.

Aliene's questions:

1. What would be your ideal couch?

I ALWAYS WANTED THE ONE FROM THE BIG COMFY COUCH BECAUSE IT WAS BIG AND COMFY AND ALSO HAD MARY-POPPINS-SUITCASE LEVEL STORAGE SPACE

2. Blue apples or purple ones and why?

UMMM I DON'T KNOW... SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH EITHER ONE... I GUESS BLUE BECAUSE I'VE SEEN CANDY APPLES THAT ARE BLUE AND THEREFORE MIGHT NOT KILL ME?

3. A man with a dinosaur tie and a tweed suit comes up to you and gives you a pole and a bar of soap. He asks you to come help him sing a beluga. What do you do?

SING TO THE POLE AND ENCHANT IT SO THAT IT CARVES A BELUGA STATUE OUT OF THE SOAP. OBVIOUSLY.

4. Describe the biggest mystery of your life.

WHY WAS THE CHICKEN WANDERING ALONE ON THE STREET?

5. What is your favourite article of clothing?

I LIKE HATS AND SCARVES

6. What are your thoughts on toilet paper?

CHARMIN COMMERCIALS ARE WEIRD, ALSO, THE IDEA OF TOILET PAPER IS ACTUALLY KIND OF GENIUS BUT ALSO COMPLETELY BIZARRE

7. The dreaded Fitzgibbles de Lorre, evil mastermind and pixie has invaded your home! Why?

I MADE EARL GREY TEA

8. Describe the object to your left using only words starting with n, c, and j.

CACTUS

9. Do you like fish?

I WAS ACTUALLY JUST TALKING ABOUT THIS WITH SOMEONE THE OTHER DAY... I SAW A REALLY STUPID PETA ARTICLE ABOUT HOW FISH ARE "JUST LIKE US"

http://www.peta.org/features/ways-fish-are-just-like-you.aspx

READ IT AND CRY FOR HUMANITY

ALSO, I HAD A FISH THAT YOU WERE MEANT TO FEED TO A SNAKE AND IT LIVED 7 YEARS... PROPER GOLDFISH THAT I'VE HAD HAVE ONLY LIVED ABOUT 6 MONTHS AND THEY HAD A MUCH BETTER AQUARIUM

ALSO SALMON IS REALLY GOOD ON CREAM CHEESE BAGELS AND I LIKE TUNA. I SOMETIMES LIKE OTHER KINDS OF FISH, BUT USUALLY I PREFER CHICKEN :D

10. The object you described in question 8 is the object you are given to cook with. What will you cook and how?

:D

(PIC FROM A KNOWYOURMEME ARTICLE)

MY QUESTIONS:

HOW DO YOU EAT A GRAPEFRUIT? (THERE IS A RIGHT AND A WRONG ANSWER)

WHAT SHOULD YOU BE DOING RIGHT NOW BECAUSE YOU PROBABLY SHOULDN'T BE ON TUMBLR?

WHAT IS THE QUESTION TO LIFE, THE UNIVERSE, AND EVERYTHING?

HOW MUCH WOOD WOULD A WOODCHUCK CHUCK IF A WOODCHUCK COULD CHUCK WOOD?

WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE CLASS (I DON'T CARE IF YOU TALK ABOUT SCHOOL CLASS OR SOCIAL CLASS OR SOMETHING ELSE)?

WHERE DID YOUR BLOG NAME COME FROM?

WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU EVER MET THE LAST PERSON/CHARACTER YOU BLOGGED ABOUT?

WHAT IS YOUR OPINION ON PRINTER CARTRIDGES THAT DON'T WORK?

HOW DO YOU USE EMPTY BOXES?

Rule 1. Post the rules.

Rule 2. Answer the questions the tagger set for you in their post and then make 10 new ones.

Rule 3. Tag 10 people and link them to your post.

Rule 4. Let them know you've tagged them.

Questions from p-alimpsest: