Sorry for outright fetish horny talk on main, but we were thinking how half the reason the whole blueberry inflation thing probably kicked off isn't even necessarily have to do anything with its source material, it's that it's probably a LOT easier to hide blemishes and mistakes that comes with morphing a human body into a weird sphere shape, if said human skintone is fantastically, whimsically blue now
Like, how Davy Jones from the Pirates of the Caribbean movies partially looks so good because, well, he's an octopus man and our brains glaze over what's wrong moment to moment because we lack a solid frame of reference to judge.













