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@blue-ringed-octopus replied to your post “My ideal no-notebooks fluff-only Death Note AU is like… The jewel in...”

DUDE. DUDE. PLEASE WRITE THIS. I'M BEGGING YOU.

I REFUSE. I will, however, continue dripping content one gag or scenario at a time into the fluff is relative tag.

#blue-ringed-octopus #'fluff' is relative au #make no mistake though this interest IS giving me life #what version of the post was this to out of curiosity #death note

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don't say shark :o

Your demise is met on a beach day, you foolishly play in the rock pools and try to take a selfie with the tiniest, cutest octopus you can find.

You do not see it fluoresce blue, tiny rings all over it’s diminutive form; nor do you feel the nip of a tiny beak injecting venom into your palm.

All you know is that it is suddenly very hard to breathe... and death is coming.

#blue-ringed-octopus #please do not fuck about with tiny octopi they will kill you here #imaginaryblowjob