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Here is why YOU should Vote for Camicazi, Fishlegs, & Hiccup in the @soldierpoetkingtrios Competition!!!!!

It's 5 AM where I am and I have not slept yet so I will come back to this with more receipts and memes at a later time.

Here's the main argument for those who cannot read the slides tho:

Please vote Camicazi, Fishlegs, and Hiccup!! They are literally the song personified!!

Camicazi is one of THE best swordfighters in the Archipelago as well as the trios main warrior / burglar. She is SO good at what she does and can do it all while annoying a grown man to death with her chaos gremlin attitude of chattering their ears off and insulting them as she thoroughly swordfights them into the ground while also robbing them blind.

Fishlegs is a Bard who writes poetry to dangerous women and causes sooooooo much trouble with his little crushes in true Bard fashion, PLUS he has the sassy attitude to match. He's sooooo funny and quick on his feet with his words too, he has the range to smooth talk or hurl some very inflammatory insults that leave much stronger foes flabbergasted. He's tears people down with the power of his words.

Hiccup is destined to become the Literal King of the Wilderwest, bring peace, and fight for a world in which dragons, people, and the many different cultures are seen as equals and end the slavery many practice.

The actions of this ragtag crew and found family literally tears down entire cities across the Archipelago (usually accidentally, sometimes on purpose) and turns the world upside down on its head as they work towards a better future.