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9. Could you be roommates with this character? Me? Like me, avelourcynic, specifically? Uh....

YES:

Piper - rent is paid on time and we are trading off mutually beneficial meal prep <3

Mo - ideal himbo roommate <3 makes pancakes on a Saturday and is nice to your mom

Fred - ideal never-at-home roommate <3

Mouth - i am so uninteresting she cannot gossip about me but she can dish about everyone else to me, ideal situation; I get an open invite to her parties but do occasionally have to help clean up the morning after.

I COULD STOMACH IT FOR A YEAR IF RENT WAS GOOD:

Jami - neither of us would like it, but I think I could kick his ass

Olive and Park - we are not getting the deposit back <3

Komo - pros: good discussions and respectful, cons: flat fucking broke

Crowfoot - pros: nepo baby is paying both shares of our rent, cons: its Crowfoot

NO:

Fisher - she fucks too much ):

Fudge - we would have to break out a fucking chore chart because I would ask him to do his job and take out the trash and he'd be like "what do I get in return??" and I do not need that kind of man in my life. Please step into the dumpster with the trash.

Rosa - she cut my breaklines because I once ate something out of the fridge that was hers

Trib - he would open his mouth once and I would kill his ass instantly and spend the rest of my life in jail, happy and free

20. Which other character is the ideal best friend for this character, the amount of screentime they share doesn't matter? This is all just fodder for your tomodatchis, isn't it, Squidward?

Trib - Mouth or Piper - he would benefit emotionally from someone more extroverted or social than him who would be nosy and judgemental about the poor decisions he is making <3 and provide feedback (such as: maybe don't fucking do that and eat a vegetable). Trib also complains to Rylla about his life more than an employer should. He considers them friends. She tolerates it.

Jami - Ella, Park, and Olive - they can only hang out as a set because Jami gets a little too intense one-on-one but having multiple semi-close friends I think is better for him than trying to put all his eggs in one basket (cough cough, like with [REDACTED]). I think the Redeem's are a stable enough triad on their own that Jami cannot manage to de-stabilize them. (Love wins)

Fisher - I do think Piper is a very good friend to her!! They are just a lil toxic right now!! They need to stop assuming what the other is thinking and talk to eachother!! But also I think that Fish and Nickel could get on really well and of course Fish gets on well with her sister!!

Piper - ditto above but also I think Piper, Ella, Mo, and Mey should start a bookclub <3 Vo and Bitty are invited but never attend, for different reasons.

Rosa - Pan but only if he has a loaded gun. Maybe Firstmourner or Toby??? In a different universe I think she and Fred would get on like a housefire and she and Hemia would get up to so many shenanigans. Saying Crystal would be too easy. It's more complicated than that.

Olive - I like Olive and Staid hanging out (: her third wheeling him and Old Boy would be especially funny, as I think they'd have a lot to chitter chat about. I also would love to see what nonsense Olive and Rooster get up to if left alone. (and of course she pairs off Park and El)

Mouth - I also like Mouth and Staid hanging out (: - For a NPC answer I'm gonna say Park, I think they are very strong activity-doers together and are always on to the next adventure. (On the Passing Wind, Mouth is tight with a lot of the crew but especially Baby, Spyglass, and Constitution)

Mo - Ella - but I will not be elaborating on why at this moment in time. Mwahaha!! In his travels, he's connected a bit with Fisher and Piper and sometimes helps Justice in the kitchen. Also they've never interacted I think but I think he and Crystal would have a lot to complain about together. (Also Fred, even if their relationship is kinda complicated right now)

Fred - weirdly, Fudge? - I think they have a yin-yang of give and take that keeps the other moving at exactly the right speed. Fred also gets on well with 3/4s of her sisters!! (Also Mo and Fisher, even if their relationship etc. etc.) Komo - I like Komo and Pan's relationship, even if their interactions have been in hyperspecific contexts - I also think Komo would be an excellent hire for the Almond Valley Book Shop. (:

Crowfoot - again, weirdly, Fudge? - in a rivals-to-besties way? In a parallel universe that is at least four jumps away, Crowfoot and Rosa went to finishing school together and are super tight. Crowfoot and Buttercup are everything to me but I wouldn't call them friends. It's more like I specifically want to put them in a blender together.

🌺 Poppy 🌺

21) What is their dream date?

Poppy would love to go on an evening picnic. Set up in the late afternoon, eat and watch the sunset, watch the stars and talk... or do other things ;)

33) Favorite room in their home.

Poppy loves her parents' kitchen. It's where her family ate, where she fought with her brothers, where she helped her mom cook and preserve things. When she says "home" that's what she means.

👻 Miranda 👻

5) Do they have any collections?

Miranda collects tattoos! They're memories of her friends and loved ones

7) How would Miranda describe herself?

Well. Before... the Incident. I had blond hair that i usually kept up and out of the way. Slight frame, tanned skin from working outside with the other acoyltes. I didn't think much of it, but Yven always described my eyes as green as a sunlit glade. They always had a way with words. Now, everything is a little less saturated. Grey. But. I'm working on bringing color back into my life.

🐐 Buttercup 🐐

3) Secret passion?

Buttercup secretly enjoys weaving. She spent a lot of time as a kid weaving grasses and flowers into little baskets and crowns.

31) If they could have a pet, what would it be?

I think Buttercup would have a bird. Something she could talk to and teach how to swear

🦅 Melody 🦅

8) Described by the author

Melody Diana "Valkyrie" Steadman would not be considered tall by anyone's standards, except those who ran the Japanese Hero Billboard association. She flicked her long dark braid over her shoulder and glanced up at Toshinori.

"I'm 5'4". There is no way I'm tall. Especially next to you!"

He glanced down from his 7'3" height, brushing her bangs back. He grinned wider, hoisting her up to his shoulder.

"Maybe they consider you tall from perching on me so often Pigeon,"

She pursed her lips and released her wings, rustling the golden feathers and rolling her double stacked shoulder blades. He chuckled as the tips of them tickled his ankles.

"Ready to go to work?" She sighed. He laughed and offered a hand for her to step into. He tossed her up, letting her wings catch the wind. He watched her red hero costume reflect off the Tokyo skyscrapers before following.

11) Favorite thing their partner has said to them?

Melody's favorite thing Toshinori has said to her: "I've got you, Pigeon" while pulling her from a collasped building.

Poppy🌺🧋

4) a deeply important item, and it's significance?

Poppy has a small teddy bear that she's carried through the entire campaign. Her brothers (Popular, Paduk, Persimmon and Pine) pooled their cash and bought it for her for her first winter solstice. She's dragged this thing half way across the continent and back and through 5 levels of Hell.

12) What's the sweetest thing they've ever said to their partner?

Poppy isn't the best with words, but the sweetest thing she's done was make a ring for Myra (her illusionist pirate girlfriend) that featured a blue diamond with a flaw that looked like a wave, fools gold, and amber (for honey).

30) Favorite animal

Poppy likes cows. She grew up near several cow farms surrounding her parents' orchard. She and her brothers used to ride their dairy cow into town too. 🐮

Miranda 👻🍲

14) Something they adore?

Miranda loves a good story teller. Yven used to tell her stories of their travels and Rabbit is always full of tales, even if she was involved in the creation of the tale.

15) Preferred outfit?

Miranda doesn't change outfits often. She likes a soft, practical dress, but also wishes more and more as she travels for something. A little fancy.

22) Do they have a best friend?

I think Miranda thinks of Rabbit as her best friend. Before them... Yven. They called themself "Friend" after all.

Buttercup 🐐🎂

2) Favorite comfort food?

Grass. No, lol. Honeycomb. It was a treat her family gave her when she was upset as a child.

21) Dream date?

I honestly don't think Buttercup knows what a date is. So I'm going to say the Spring Equinox.

26) What do they love about their friends?

Pan - she loves their innocence and love of plants. It reminds her of her cousins in the circle of the glade. They were in charge of growing the plants in the glade.

Staid - Buttercup loves making him nervous. She finds it funny. She doesn't intend to be mean about it though.

Crystal - She likes when Crystal relaxes and plays along. She's about to convince herself they actually are married because it makes Crystal play with her.

And a side of fries - Melody 🦅🍟 (MHA OC)

17) Sleeping position when they're on their own?

Melody usually sleeps on her stomach, wings out, whether or not someone is underneath her. She will also sleep on her side, if most of her wings stay on the bed.

24) Favorite place to be kissed?

Melody loves a good forehead/top of the head kiss.

34) What do they taste like when kissed?

Rosa - 1. How many full-sized pickles could they eat, if forced to eat as many as possible? This is such a complicated question, because she absolutely does not want to eat a food as icky as pickles but she is now caught in a pickle Catch-22 because she has to be the person capable of eating the most pickles as long as it could be perceived as advantageous or would make her feel superior. That is to say, while she would get a tummy ache at 12 and be at active risk of vomiting at 18, Rosa would eat as many pickles as it takes to win or as many pickles as Crystal can eat and then one more. Trib - 17. How easy is it to catch them cheating at a game? No, you will not trick me into revealing his deception modifier. Fey Courts are ever shifting and I think there is a societal skill to having the capacity to cheat, especially as each fey thinks of themselves as the guile protagonist of their own odyssey (it's exhausting). I think on the spectrum between having the stealth to get away quietly with a scheme that favors him and the audacity to flaunt breaking the rules, he lands solidly towards the latter.

Duck - 44. Would they do numbers on Tumblr? Bonus: what’s their URL? Sure, if those numbers are double digits at most. Maybe on bandblr? I think he's perpetually angry that his nuanced lyrical analysis posts or original content are less popular than more fan-focused content. My pitch for a URL would be something edgy like dog-bites-back but in reality his preferred catchy URL was definitely taken, so his URL is like a character limit length lyric all smushed together. I could also see him preferring being a mod on a niche subreddit and going MAD with power.

Aldo - 45. How would they get #cancelled on social media? He is, imho, the cybersmith of Equinox. It's not a matter of if he gets cancelled but when. This bitch is dropping horrendous things he's done on forums as if they are normal. He cannot take no for an answer ever. He is always rising to ragebait. He is getting call out posts for how often he makes call out posts. He has at least seven stories on AITA that paint him so solidly as the asshole and are entirely unbelievable but people can't manage to figure out why if he made them up for clout he can't manage to lie to make himself look better. Rooster - 53. Would they own a pair of Heeley’s? YES.

Fisher - 62. How long would they last in a 5-star restaurant before getting kicked out? Oooh. Good question. Depends on why she's there. She was raised in high society life for a non-negligible part of her childhood, so she knows how to use all the fancy silverware and how to behave with a sense of decorum. She could make it through a meal if she wanted to, but she's making a huge scene three minutes after she sees a patron or manager berate or slight a server who can't defend themselves back. Retaliation ranges from artfully spilling something on the aggressor in question to finding a way to cause an emergency evacuation of the entire restaurant.

Crowfoot - 76. Would they fall for tourist traps while on vacation? No. I don't think so. I think if they were traveling with a friend or lover and wanted to be indulgent, they could be dragged along but it's not something that appeals to her normally.

Mey - 83. They’re left alone in a room with a whiteboard and ample colored markers. What happens next? She takes a nap. She's so tired. Someone else can go Pepe Silvia sicko mode.

Poppy 🌹:

16: Do women want them? Do fish fear them?

Women find her amusing and fish find her bothersome.

36: Would the go point at the natural disaster instead of sheltering?

Absolutely, yes. If she didnt cause it lol

44: Would they do numbers on Tumblr?

No, but that wouldnt stop her. Her url: Kitchen-Knightmares

59: Would they survive working customer service? Would anyone else?

I'd give her 3 months before she loses it and punches a customer

87: Wimsical fridge magnets?

She'd have a bunch that look like flowers, some free ones from local gyms, lesbian magnet poetry, and one from the second level of hell that never holds up anything and falls when least expected

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Miranda 👻

6: Terrible piece of media they indulge in?

Soaps/telenovellas. She's a daytime tv kinda ho

19: Her go-to PowerPoint would be?

knitting patterns

26: what videogame would they waste their life playing?

Call of duty

47: How terrified would they be in a haunted house?

Miranda is the haunting in the house lol. But i think she would actually freak out a bunch

58: Do they have strong feelings about musical theater?

She thinks it's prentious. But there are some songs that she enjoys as stand-alones.

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Buttercup 🐐

13: What does she say is her fursona? What is it really?

I mean the obvious choice is goat... I think she would say goat but really its cat

38: what kind of snacks would she sneak into the movies? Would she get away with it?

An entire rotissarie chicken. And do you think anyone could stop her?

50: What infomercial product would they be most likely to buy?

Snuggie

61: Do they scream on rollercoasters? Out of fun or actual terror?

Insert screaming goat video here

89: Why are they like this? Wrong answers only