I didn’t know that Watcha Say was a remix of a way...

When I discovered this I was SO SAD I hadn’t heard the original first because the sample was my favourite part *__*

ao3’s probably your best bet, it seems to be the standard - it’s where I usually go if I’m looking for anything :) ff.net is? dead? pretty much? I think?

This is the exact same reaction my friends and I all had. When the kiss happened, there was much yelling at the screen. I just… why is it overt when it’s perceived as heterosexual but subtext when not? (I know why, it’s just ARGH)

THE HOLIDAY

Prompted by my annoyance at the hyperbole in Doctor Who marketing (mostly under Steven Moffat’s tenure, but some from other people as well), I started drawing up some parody episodes. With some help from bloovanmeer, I drew up this episode list. Enjoy.

“He’ll rise higher than ever before and then fall so much further.”

The Doctor accidentally falls off a trampoline while being dark and edgy.

“The Doctor’s Darkest Hour.”

‘Could somebody put a quid in the meter?

“It doesn’t work on wood!”

The Doctor finally takes his own advice, and heads to Ikea. Six weeks later, he emerges carrying a pack of shelves, but is dismayed when he discovers that the sonic screwdriver is useless.

“The End of Time.”

Armed only with a pair of AA batteries and a pencil sharpener, the Doctor must avert the Y2K crisis.

“The one place you must never go.”

The Doctor reads YouTube comments.

“The only mystery worth solving.”

The Doctor gets stuck in the fiction section of the local library.

“The Doctor’s Greatest Secret.”

He actually hates bow ties, but didn’t want to lose face by admitting it.

“I’m Nine Hundred years old.”

‘Pssht. Baby.’ The Doctor meets the Great Sphinx at Giza.

“Reverse the polarity of the neutron flow!”

Ian and Barbara sit the Doctor down for a hard conversation about physics.

“The End of the World.”

The Doctor gets a bit carried away while playing Risk.

“I’ve been running, faster than I’ve ever run. Now it’s time for me to stop.”

As the finish line hoves into view, the Doctor is really glad he did that marathon training.

“The Doctor lies.”

After a prolonged game of Cheat!, Amy and Rory can’t quite convince the Doctor to stop playing.

“The Name of the Doctor.”

The Doctor has problems while filling out his tax forms.

Credit also to Bloo for one of the most accurate summations of Moffat’s Doctor Who:

*high five* AWESOMESAUCE