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(mostly scientifically accurate) tyrannosaurus loaf
thinking again about a bloonsona group picture...
would that be something anyone would be interested in? it'd be our bloonsonas together :>
it'd probably have to be a collab type deal unless someone has infinitely more patience/motivation than I do 😭
(tagging @hydrate-hydrangea because we were discussing this)
I can't believe I never mentioned this publicly until now, but I have a positively massive collection of bloons lore (google docs version) from many ninjakiwi blog posts (it doesn't contain everything, but it contains a lot) and I try to update it whenever a new blog post comes out
danger dino noodle!!! (diamondback redesign)
elite form and some thoughts under the cut (content warning for images of a dinosaur skull and a real life snake)

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I should make this blog blastapopoulos themed again for valentine's day
skout is the first bloon to be capable of speaking monklish without using the morse code-like patterns that other monklish-speaking bloons are forced to use due to most bloons having extremely limited vocal capabilities! nobody knows how skout can even do this...
anyway because I can't decide
choose the better voice for skout
squeaky and annoying, the classic bloon voice
deep and growly, intimidating and somewhat mechanical
decided to turn an interaction I had with @roombob-again (on this post) into a comic