#bloodkey

ok so obvs he has his wheelchair but that limits his motion a lot because they live in a place where there’s a lot of stairs (guess who picked out the house) and “gee I wish they’d event something that I could roll down 1000s of years pass by and no one has solved this problem??” “sorry dear”

literally she traps him on like the second floor and he doesn’t even try hoping down the stairs on one leg because really whats the point nelley says the world is the same as before the only thing different is the fashion and this stuff called electricity (which they would really have no use for if they can see in the dark why would they turn lights on, of course nelley has a secret laptop and is taking over the world from the internet or some shit idk)

ANYWAY so at some point when the gang arrives (dimitri/audrey/sabrina/xzaviar that is) someone makes a quip about “what are you going to do /roll/ at us?” and vlad gets angry and is like “IF I HAD TWO LEGS YOUD BE DEAD ALREADY” and sabrina or xzaviar is like “dude why haven’t gotten a prosthetic yet? You’ve been in this century for like a year now..” and he’s like “a what now?” and they explain how far fake limbs have come from being blocks of wood to actually being good working things and they’re like “how do you not know about this?” while vlad is having a mental breakdown

and maybe they try to explain some other stuff about the ~future~ while they’re there like what nelley has been doing “yeah dude she has a youtube channel” and he’s just like “NO YOURE LYING THIS STUFF DOESNT EXIST” and rolls off to have a private breakdown

then latteerrr maybe like nelley is in a sorta bad spot with the gang is down to her last trick or something and vlad comes rolling in slowly and she’s like “Ah! Vladykins! Come help me out here~” but he just gives her this hollow hatred filled look and like pulls out a cell phone or a laptop or a HISTORY BOOK!! and just throws it at her open to a page about fake limbs and she’s like OH SHIT on the inside but outside she’s like “haha what’s this?” and he’s like “you lied to me” “No no I never lied~” “YOU KNEW THESE EXISTED AND YOU NEVER TOLD ME! YOU NEVER TOLD ME ANYTHING ABOUT THIS NEW WORLD! YOUVE KEPT ME LOCKED UP HERE! A- A PRISONER!” and she’ll try to laugh it off and just be like haha ure so funny and get really close to him and try to like seduce him back to her side but he’s just like “im sorry” and like RIPS HER THROAT OUT to the point where she’d loose too much blood to live or hibernate like basically beheads her

and everyone else is like ohhh shit now what

AND THAT’S HOW “UNCLE” VLAD COMES TO BE I FIGURED IT OUT WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

idk this sounded better in my head before I wrote it out its got some kinks BUT I LIKE imagining vlad being really excited and rolling up to nelley when she gets home like “what did you see outside today? tell me about it!” and then having all that flip flop on him and then the gang gets to teach him about the world abububub he probably moves in with xzaviar “sup brother in law” “ugh”