#blondsak

I too, love a good Irondad appendicitis fic! I've written two of them! I think I would happily write another if a good idea, that was different enough from my other two, popped into my head. But for now, I'm not sure what that would look like...

In the meantime, here are links to my two as, well as a few of my favorite appendicitis trope fics!

sooo this is a stretch for this prompt!! but it’s about Harley and Peter!! and they’re well, talking about Tony’s death, so it COUNTS

also could not have written even this small drabble without @frostysunflowers who gives the best idea and helped write the dialogue!! 

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“He was a good mentor,” laments Peter, standing at the end of the dock.

“Even if he was getting a little erratic in his old age,” adds Harley.

“And wouldn’t let us have a dog,” says Peter. “Even though we’re totally responsible and really deserve it.”

Harley heaves a heavy, dramatic sigh and Peter imagines that it gets carried on to the other side of the lake, that even nature can feel their sadness. “Even if he wouldn’t let us build a replica of the Death Star, we still loved him.”

“Cause we’re good mentees, that’s why.”

“Right, we’re the best,” says Harley. “And he was pretty okay. For an old dude.”

The sound of a hoverchair gets closer and closer, but Peter, as well as Harley, is intent on ignoring it. It’s true that they spent a good couple of days in the garage making it from Tony’s favorite chair. It’s true that they’d been proud of it after they were finished, but now, it seems like building the hoverchair has created more problems than it’s worth.

For example, a certain superhero becoming mobile before he was fully rehabbed, a certain superhero-mentor who now floated around the lake house property on a hoverchair. Fully able to track them down if something should, say, explode in the garage.

“What the hell happened in the garage?”

“Sometimes,” says Peter. “I can still hear the sound of his voice.”

“I told you two to stop pretending I’m dead! It freaks Gerald out!” says Tony. “And it’s not gonna work, you’re still gonna have to tell me why the garage was just on fire.”

“TONY! JUST GO INTO THE LIGHT!” yells Harley.

Tony hovers in place. Just stares at them. “I’m disowning both of you. You two are out of the will. Morgan gets everything.”

“Guess now that Mr. Stark is gone,” says Peter. “We can finally have that puppy.”

“We’ll call him Tony Jr.”

It happens so fast, not even Peter’s spidey reflexes can protect him from Mr. Stark charging him and pushing him off the dock and into the lake. Harley’s next. His head dunks under the water as Mr. Stark turns the chair and rides off towards the house.

“No dinner until you get the garage cleaned up!”

Author: Blondsak

Fandom: MCU

Characters/Pairings: Peter Parker/Michelle Jones, Peter Parker & Tony Stark

Summary: “Let’s just pretend I say yes to this-- do I really have to do it all? The parading, the shimmering--”

“The twirling, the smiling, the cute little swimsuit number? Yes, Parker,” Director Fury says. “SHIELD agents don’t do anything half-assed, you know that.”

Peter blows out a slow breath. He looks back and forth between the two other agents before asking in a defeated tone, “Even the Speedo?”

“Definitely the Speedo,” Jones replies with a victorious smirk.

Peter groans, head dropping into his hands.

// OR: the Miss Congeniality AU.

Thoughts: Miss Congeniality is one of my favorite movies of all time, and I honestly would not have expected to find an AU of it for this fandom. It just doesn't seem like one that would fit. But oh, it does. It's delightful. It's hilarious. It's heartfelt. It lifted my spirits on an otherwise kind of bad day I was having.

Happy birthday @blondsak!

I hope you have a fabulous day! You are so talented as a writer and I always enjoy talking to you about fic, fandom, or the 90s! 😂 Carry On my friend.

A little moodboard for one of my favorite fics of yours forgive me my salt (my decades of taking)

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Will create works for the following relationships: Peter Parker & Tony Stark - MCU

Work Description: I am offering a 1-5k fic (may go longer by choice). I can begin working on this fic in January, and depending on length I can have it completed by the end of April at the latest. Although irondad should be the primary focus, I am happy to include other background pairings. Anyone is welcome to reach out to me if you have any questions or fic ideas to see if I will write them! Please know that while you will have input on this fic, I reserve the right to use my own beta.

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