#bleachblondbeefcake

“Barkin’ up the wrong skyscraper.”

“Why not call it MySona?”

"Nobody wants ta see that."

“I didn’t make the vow. Ask the nose’s master. If he ever shows up. Never met him before, doubt I will.”

          Ah, finally his culinary skills are being put to the test. Everyone knows that the sandwich was invented by a British statesman, and that its entire purpose is to be something that can be eaten with one hand. It would probably have been easier for the statesman to just use chopsticks like the other half of the world was already doing, but it’s a little late to give him that advice now. Though it seems in line with other things they’ve made, like the Fisher Space Pen.

     Yu has to wonder, though—what would the world be like without the invention of sandwiches? They’re more popular in the West, of course, but they’re plenty common here in Japan in convenience stores, and even Yu has been known to stop by and grab one when he’s not able to make something for himself for a few more hours. If they didn’t have sandwiches? Well, there’s always nikuman, but arguably that would be a sandwich, too.

     ... Actually, it seems odd to blanket food made independently of British influence with something that one statesman came up with. Where were hot dogs made, again? 

“Yeah, tell ‘em off, Tony Montana! I agree with you on this.”

"How's about the both of you fuck off?"

“Now that’s not very nice, Kanji-kun. We’re just trying to help facilitate your... needs.”

“Kanji-kun, it has been over twelve hours since...

“That wasn’t me!”