Ulquiorra seems like that significant other who would trash talk you for watching a campy reality show, but somehow slowly gets sucked into it.
Phase 1: Questioning why you watch this trash and going to do something else for a while
Phase 2: He's doing something else in the room while you're watching, scoffing occasionally
Phase 3: It's turned from scoffs to passing commentary. "Kaitlyn deserves better." "None of these people should associate with each other, and yet they persist." (Doesn't even realize his chair has been turned towards the TV for the last 15 minutes)
Phase 4: His schedule is miraculously clear when it's time for the show. He has already silently prepared your favorite beverage/snack combo and is sitting on the couch next to you. He agrees wholeheartedly that Jenna is vulgar and Brooke had every right to drag her for what happened on the beach trip.
Stage 5: He's done a deep dive into the fansite. You have created a monster.
(Ngl partially inspired by Hubs lol)
