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NRK’s Blank Season 3 - Full Episodes with English Subtitles

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04.11.2019

17.11.2019

Markus: Yeah, Fredrik: Yeahyeahyeahyeah. Should I just go sit down or? Markus: Yes, and then you pretend to read or something Fredrik: Pretend like? Markus: Alright, don’t pretend, read for real Fredrik: This feels very weird Fredrik: Are you sure? Markus: Yes, I’m sure Fredrik: That’s so weird

Markus: Halla Ida: Hey Markus: Nice folding Ida: Thanks Markus: You’ve got something Ida: I do? Markus: What’s going on? Ida: Nothing Ida: Everything is as it should Markus: It’s really better if there is something than if it’s not. And that everything is as it should, and you’re sitting here crying.  Markus: Somethings off then. It’s allowed of course there’s nothing-. One’s allowed to sit and cry a bit. It’s just a tad scary Ida: Well... I just got the word that the Russ don’t want to have their Russe parties here anyway Markus: I mean doesn’t it suck to host those parties anyway? Ida: Yes, but now we’re slightly fucked Ida: It’s not going well here. With those Russe parties, we could’ve survived until spring, but now... But now i don’t know Ida: Oh my god Fredrik, just come in Fredrik: Yeah, yeah. That’s good. I was just thinking about - that it maybe was better if I was standing over here Fredrik: And I just--- was thinking about reading here today, maybe Ida: Yeah Fredrik: I find it nice when things happen around me whilst I read Fredrik: Then I’ll read here somewhere, just sit myself down somewhere. Ida: You do that Fredrik: Alright  the bord on the back with letters is a reference to the Karpe song “Heisann Montebello”, Ida has just swapped out monebello with barnebello I can’t really pick up on what Ida and Fredrik are talking about, I caught them talking about Grandis, Norwegian pizza brand.  Messenger message: To Elias: I’m sorry about what happened last. I didn’t mean to be so difficult* I thought you were going to have your parties here. It’s not Ida’s fault that I’m lousy.    Fredrik: I mean it (words I can’t catch) it’s amazing Ida: You think so Fredrik: (something here)  that counts Fredrik: Do you know how many here that’s gaming? Ida: Maybe 7 or? Fredrik: No, more Ida: What are they playing then Fredrik. Either CS or LOL Fredrik: This Friday it’s CS Ida: CS? Fredrik: Yes, counter-strike Fredrik: Yes, it’s not very hard. It’s terrorist vs. counter terrorist Fredrik: Yes, I’m serious. It’s very popular Fredrik: It’s bigger than the music and film industry combined Ida: Yeah... Fredrik thinks we should host an e-sport event here Markus: He does? Fredrik: Yes Fredrik: Yes, the finale is this Friday Markus: Yes, it’s this Friday, it’s very smart. I’m in Markus: Just some big tvs and some crisps. Don’t really need more than that Ida: Won’t that be very football pubesq? Just with nerds Fredrik: It’s not just nerds who play Markus: There are many others Fredrik: Markus plays Markus: Markus plays Ida: Yes. Alright Markus: It will be very original Ida: Original? Markus: Counter-strike meets a hip-place Ida: Ok. But you guys going to fix everything Fredrik: Yeah Ida: Promise? Fredrik: Yes, fix everything Ida: Alright

Blank 3x01, Clip 1 *This is rough, but I'll fix it when I subtitle the full episode.* Song: Human by Rag'n'Bone Man ... Karoline: Two seconds. Hello? Markus: Hey K: Hi? What's up? M: Turn around. No- now. To the right. K: Oh my god, it's Markus! Okay, I- I- What the hell are you doing here? M: I'm picking you up K: Hi! M: Hey ... K: What is that? Are you kidding?  M: No K: Kokosboller? So awesome! M: Remember when you used to eat these all the time? Strangely you didn't get fat K: One doesn't get fat off of Kokosbollers (+ something about money) M: Is that true? K: Yeah K: Is Oslo missing you? M: They almost have to live with it* K: But... Why are you at home? What the fuck? M: What is it? K: This is what you eat off yourself* M: What is it? K: But... Why are you back home? Like this, what's up? M: Isn't it good? K: Yes, but don't you have a lot of work? M: I've quit K: Your job? M: Yeah, I'm moving home again K: No M: Yes  K: Are you serious? Why? M: Because I missed you K: No, I don't believe it M: It's true  K: No M: Yes K: But what happens now, then? What are you going to do? M: I'm waiting for you and then we'll go to Trondheim together  K: To Trondheim M: Mhm. Andreas and I have always talked about starting something. And he lives there, after all. And you can go to teaching school. Isn't that what you want? K: I believe so M: Yeah? ... M: Bye K: See you. Okay? M: Yeah K: Yeah ... Dad: Hi Markus! M: Hello Dad. What is the alarm code? D: The alarm code? What do you need with that? M: I'm at home. So I need the code. D: But we are in Grand Canaria? Why are you hame now? M: No, but can you just tell me the code? I D: It's very funny. (Inaudible) M: Why are you whispering?   D: (Inaudible) M: You don't need to whisper Dad, no one's going to know the context  D: Pippi M: Pippi? ... M: Yeah yeah. Yes. Fuck. Yeah, it's working now. Christian jobb: Actually this is Christian, Christian from work. Hello?

It-is-friday 12.11.2019

Fredastaco: Have you talked to Karoline or? MeiteMarkus: No MeiteMarkus: I sent her a snap earlier she hasn’t answered yet... Fredastaco: Of what? MeiteMarkus: Of you sleeping. And I wrote rebound Fredastaco: haha, that’s fun MeiteMarkus: She didn’t think so  Fredastaco: To be fair it’s considered assault MeiteMarkus: What? Fredastaco: That you’re taking pictures of me without my consent and sending it to other people MeiteMarkus: Are you going to report to me? Fredastaco: Maybe MeiteMarkus: That’s exactly what I need now, Boy(20) reported for aggravated* assault of boy (20)  Fredastaco: Haha ok maybe an overreaction on my side MeiteMarkus: Met any cute girls since last time we spoke? Fredastaco: In no way MeiteMarkus: There has to be somebody you find cute MeiteMarkus: What about Marte, the girl that was in your class? Fredastaco: No... MeiteMarkus: What about Vilde? Fredastaco: She saw my ass one time in gym class Fredastaco: So I think that ship has sailed MeiteMarkus: What about Jenny? Fredastaco: From the block? MeiteMarkus: Karoline’s friend MeiteMarkus: She’s single Fredastaco: Are you talking about the girl that literally said, you can’t sit with us MeiteMarkus: Haha yes she might seem grumpy or strict, but she’s actually pretty funny Fredastaco: I don’t think she was that impressed MeiteMarkus: You have to tell me if you don’t want me to help you Fredastaco: I will, but it’s a bit scary you know MeiteMarkus: I can understand that it’s scary MeiteMarkus: But you’re a much better catch than you think you are MeiteMarkus: So it doesn’t have to be that scary Fredastaco: That’s nice of you to say Fredastaco: Tell me if there’s anything I can do to help you get Karo back Fredastaco: I’m pretty good at playing a recorder, I don’t know if that can be used for anything, but now you know that MeiteMarkus: Haha, thank you, but everything will be fine Fredastaco: Yeah yeah it will, I guarantee you!