blam-bitchpuddin replied to your post: Wait…could a vampire play a trumpet?
I always figured it was that don’t NEED to breath but they still have the ability to breath. I’m more interested in ‘Can a vampire get an erection?’
Haha! For the purposes of my thesis, I'm going to go with "no" on the erection question. No super sexy vampires in this story; they're all mostly a bunch of sad, poor vagabonds that are considered one step up from cannibals and thought of by the general public (both magic and non-magic alike) as a plague, even more so than werewolves.
charlesherbertbest replied to your post: Wait…could a vampire play a trumpet?
Okay what if this - vampires couldn’t for a long time, due to the lack of natural airflow, which made them seem Silent and Mysterious, but then an eccentric inventor got turned and they came up with a kind of manual air pump that they [cont]
charlesherbertbest replied to your post: Wait…could a vampire play a trumpet?
[cont] installed in vampires, since they have Magical Restorative Powers, so any time a vampire wants to do something that involves blowing air out they have to physically pump air into it and stop periodically to refill their supply.
Dang, I was just going to handwave it away like most people, but you have thought about this in pretty cool detail. That does sound pretty cool, though since nearly all of my vampires are going to be penniless drifters because society generally shuns them, I doubt very few could afford such a cool device. :(
adanska replied to your post: Wait…could a vampire play a trumpet?
I like where this question’s going…
I think it should be my tagline.













