#blakenam

Text meme

✌ - Drunk/drugged text

[Text: Blake 3:24AM] Do you know where I can get good takeout?

[Text: Blake 3:24AM] Like, now?

[Text: Blake 3:25AM] Wait, why am I asking you

[Text: Blake 3:25AM] LOL

❤ - A heartfelt text

[Text: Blake] I hope you are safe

[Text: Blake] I’ll drive you home if you need me to

⚠ - An emergency text

[Text: Blake] I heard there was an incident at a school

[Text: Blake] It wasn’t yours was it???

☾ - A bedtime text

[Text: Blake] Go to bed.

[Text: Blake] Don’t you have school tomorrow?

✈ - A text while travelling

[Text: Blake] I’m driving

[Text: Blake] I’m not gonna text and drive

[Text: Blake] I’m not ready to meet my maker just yet

✴ - An angry text

[Text: Blake] STOP POSTING PORN

Name a kink.

Scratching? Is that a kink?

Name something you would want to try in bed, but won’t.

I always thought it was playing with a knife, but …

Name something you want to try in bed and will.

Role play.

What do you like to masturbate to?

My girlfriend.

Is it important to have a nice prelude before having relations?

I think so, yeah? 

Are you a good kisser?

I’m just gonna say yes. I mean, no one ever complained –

Chocolate? Whipped cream? Do you use food with sex?

Rarely, but it’s definitely fun.

Have you participated in a threesome? Any more than three? Would you be interested in inviting more people?

The idea of a threesome is nice, but also kinda scary because of jealousy and stuff. But I enjoy soft swinging.

Ever traded partners before?

No.

Swallow or spit? What do you prefer?

Up to her, but I prefer it when she swallows.

Do you watch porn? Do you make your own porn?

Sometimes. Do sex tapes count as porn –

Use any toys? Have a favorite?

Uh huh. I have favorites, but I don’t think anyone wants or needs to know.

Sweet and slow or hard and fast?

Both, but … most of the time it’s the latter.

Describe someone you lust after. No names!

She’s making my heart beat like crazy only by looking at me. She’s the first thing I think of when I wake up, and the last one before I fall asleep. I don’t just ‘lust’ after her, I love her.

Ever do it in a weird place before?

Some, yes.

Are silk sheets sexy?

I don’t think I pay a lot of attention to sheets – but I do think that silk is kind of sexy.

Do you like sexy lingerie?

Gosh, yeah.

What’s your orientation?

Straight.

Name a turn on.

Humor.

Name a turn off.

Being pushy.

How many times do you have relations in a week?

Relations as in sex? More than enough, currently.

Is love important when you have sex?

Yes! I had both – sex without love, and sex when being in love. I definitely prefer the latter.

Do you partake in morning sex?

Sure.

Do you roleplay in bed?

Planning to.

How do you create the mood? Favorite atmosphere?

Dirty talk, mostly. But sometimes I go all cheesy and lit a load of candles, heh. (And end up using them. Maybe.)

Do you and your partner “eat out” often?

Quite –

Does size matter? Is it big?

I think that’s a question for girls. Maybe it is, maybe it’s not. I’m happy with it.

Shaved or natural?

I don’t mind a few hairs, but I prefer being shaved.

Do you sleep and tell?

I think so –

Who was your first time with?

The girl I dated at that time.

Are you loud when you make love?

Overly Sexual Ask Prompts

Anything you could ever want to ask your favorite muses...IN BED! All of the things you were dying to ask, but weren't sure how to ask! All of the things you didn't want to know, but want to ask anyway!

[Text: Blake] Then I dunno what you were thinking

[Text: Blake] Yo what the FUcK what the FUCK

[Text: Blake] That better have been a damn accident