#blakelocked

Woah, what?? What happened with the Eye?

What? Is the era finally over?

Maddy: guys the eighteen wheeler in front of me on the way home hit the tollbooth

Maddy: and he couldn't figure out how to get out

Marn: oh no

Maddy: I had to sit there for 20 minutes amidst screaming workers and police while this idiot could not manage to understand how to b a c k u p

Marn: oh my god

Maddy: he kept trying to do a 45 degree angle pull out and pull back through, like one might with a ....small vehicle...and not a 70ft long trailer...that was across three lanes of traffic

Marn: jesus

BlakeLocked: oh my goodness.

Maddy: yup

Kap I. Warshawski: I was that eighteen wheeler ;-;

Maddy: oh god damn it sam

Kap I. Warshawski: I just thought

Kap I. Warshawski: I just thought I'd say hello

Maddy: no you didn't think

Kap I. Warshawski: But I-

Maddy: you hit the tollbooth sam goldberg

Maddy: now you can never pay what you owe

Kap I. Warshawski: What is it that I owe?

Maddy: An apology

Kap I. Warshawski: But I can never pay it?

Kap I. Warshawski: I could easily make one right now

Maddy: never truly

Marn: hahahaha

Kap I. Warshawski: I'm sorry

Kap I. Warshawski: ^ what was wrong with that?

Maddy: insincere, 2/10

Kap I. Warshawski: WHAT

Kap I. Warshawski: My eyes shed tears like a cascading waterfall at this very moment

Kap I. Warshawski: surely my apology is nothing but sincere

Maddy: tell it to the good people of Interstate 95

Kap I. Warshawski: DEAR ROAD

Kap I. Warshawski: LISTEN UP

Kap I. Warshawski: FUCK I'm sorry

Have your feels been adequately invoked, Steven Universe fandom? The end of the third Stevenbomb is upon us, and while I thought I was ready, there were so many things I just wasn't ready for—example one being my home state getting a cameo in “Keystone Motel”. While shit is constantly going down in Beach City with only small ups on this emotional roller coaster, I keep holding out for the day where everyone can get a happy ending. Needless to say, one of my favorite things to see on my Tumblr dash are the AUs where Steven, the Crystal Gems, and the Homeworld Gems all somehow coexist together peacefully and Peridot is a huge MLG (that is to say a "major league gamer"). Clearly, I'm not alone in my desire for happiness to be the next invasion on Earth, so while today's fic isn't exactly the happily ever after that I'm willing to pay Rebecca Sugar five whole dollars to get, I do intensely sympathize with the author's aggressively wanting good things to happen to everyone. Especially Lapis Lazuli. 

OOOOOH WHERE IN GEORGIA?