#bladeza

techza stardew valley au . philza is the new farmer whos weirdly good with birds ( especially the crows )

techno owns a winery and a potato farm and usually struggles with pesky crows picking at his crops until one day they just stop??? and he tells phil about it and phil goes “ oh yeah! lol i made them stop “

anyways just to feed you guys, i’ve seen loads of au’s where its like. modern techno meets eldritch god philza but what if its modern philza meets god techno but techno is literally just pretending to be Some Guy.

and phil only finds out technos a god because techno is really BAD at being Some Guy.

“ yes i love potatoes. like every other human “

and phil just thinks hes autistic at first but the coincidences keep on adding up but like . he doesnt even think technos a god at first he assumes techno is a fae or a vampire.

“ i know what you are, technoblade. “

“ say it. out loud. say it “

“ vampire. “

phil is still an immortal solider, but a retired one.. he now just adventures and explores. but maybe he finds techno AFTER technos banished— he stumbles upon an old altar for him, and decides that just to be kind, he’d offer a bit of gold to the god, since the altar looks old and all the other offerings are also very clearly old

this probably alerts techno..

i also realised i never explained what a banished god implies for this world. it simply implies that the god is stuck in the mortal realm, never to return back to godhood.. almost like the marvel thor movie HJSJWOFKJR