Shatter crashed through the window of Slenderthey’s house and broke all of her bones and got 15000 cuts on her body “ow.” she said before unowing herself and breing “normal” even though she was brocken and emotionless… she wasn't ok… on the outside shes fine but on the inside shes dying eve though she also broke her elbone (the bone in her elbow)
“u good?” Lenderthey asked “yeah… am fine… on the outside…….” shatter dayad emaurly. “My gay n wrlf dads grinded me caude i wont shower.” slenderthey blinked “oh ok. Um. Ok.” slenderthey blinked. Shatter went bald and ran into punkis from crying (she changed her name to Punki) “Punkiiiiiiiiiiiiii” she wailed wailingly with wailing wail in Her Wail “h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-huh…?” “MY DADS ARE BEING TWISTED AND TYING TO MAKE ME SHOWERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR” she sobbbed. “They grinded me and took all my electronics and poke mon games.” she whaled “oh.” Punki said “You always no wat to say Punki :3” She sniffled and smiled flatly cause her face is a flat disk. “Ok.” Punki said she changed her name to punki btw
“Do u want anything while u hear?” Slenderthey assed. “Fallout boy themed cookie wookie shnookie bookie wookie dookie lookie lookie where is my cookies pls.” she asked pleadingly slenderthey pulled 1238735355 fallout boy themed cookie wookie shnookie bookie wookie dookie lookie lookie where is my cookies ookie pookie wookies ad gave the to shatter “im not gonba beat you with a ²metal pipe ok” they said “YAYYYYYYYYYTYYYY” skater said with joys punki smile “u always welcome in are house”
Slenderthey looked upset because of a reason… “Hey what wrong slenderthey” punki asked “nothing……………………………………………….” They resonded “ok well can I use punki's phone to make a video for my dhar maN fam” shitfart asked, rizzing them up. “Ask her” slenderthey snap
“Oh ok hey punki can I use your phone to make a video for mu dhar maN fam” she ass “ok” punki fed her the phone. Dhatter went online n loog into mytoob. “H3Y DH@R M@N F@MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM ZD!D Y0U KN0W MY D@DS GR!ND3D M3 4 N0T SH0W3R!NG??????” shatter said calmly into the mic. “ZH@TS WHY !M @ MY B3ST@YS H0US3” shatter spawned in a pepper x “T0D@Y W3’LL B3 D0!NG TH3 H0T P3PP3R CH@LL3NG3!!!!” she shoved it in her mouth and started dying like a victorian child offered skittles. “L!GHTW0RK N0 R3@CT!0N!” she sobbed as her flesh melted off and her bones exploded snd her toes busted and her teeth fell out and her ass shit and her knees withered like the wither from minecraft. Punki clapped but slenderthey… didn't.
DUN DUN DUNNNN
Shatter turned off the recording and her mytoob voice “What’s worng dhar man fam?” she shizzled “nothing. I'm gonna go do a wine.” Slenderthey twerked away agarly. “Since ween did slenderthey do lines of wine?” Shaticus shittifer assed Punkik. “um… I dunno..” she looked uncomfies. Shatter felt sus of this… susamong us.. Why was slenderthey acccong so wired today? Normally they were super chill n one of the boys what the fick happened??????? Shatter totally felt like they were gonna get beat with a metal pipe here.
Punki sulk away sadly… shatter felt totally off. She was an empath and she could sense something was wroing.
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Shatter oke up appily, another grate day after brutally murdering sonic the freaking hedgehog. NOTHING cud ruin this PREFECT day. “Nothing could ruin this lovely summer day….” she sighed appily.
“Shatte… come down…” shatowuraer the easeldog, her beta dad called downt… oh noes he sounded made. Shatonthebed gulped “Uh oh”.. she came down the up down up down the to the up the sideways left right of the down up stairs. “WHATTTTTTTTTT” she asked calmly Glirtan looked sad, his ears pinned against his flat as hell head and his alpha wolf tail still.
Shatter tilted her disk looking head. Why wree they so upset, she murderd sonic the fracking hedgehog, shud un they be happy????????. “Shatter… we need to take.” Gluten said. “Yeah…” shadows toes crunched (anger response) “wat abate??????” she assed asskingly
“you smell like shit…” shadow said showerly “you need to start taking weekly showers, my little skibidi slicer, its starting to get stinky in here and iys been stinky for the pat few months.” Glisten aded. “W-what? No… this can't be! Baka!.” Shatter exclaimed “YOU KNOW IME SCAR ED OF SHOWERING!” Dhe Cried screaming and started throwing up violently.
“Honey you smell like a literal ass please” Glisten begged her. Shatter growled and scratches them with her alpha claws “alphas do NOT shower!!” She had a panic attack “ok THATS it you're grinded for until shower” shadow said asngaryaly “FOR TILL SHOWER?!?!?!?!??>!” she started hyperventalat and convulsing on the floor and vomiting and shakng in fear as her cheeks clapped (its a fear response). “Don't make us Take youre phone” Glisten Said angarely she then started biting and clawing them and growling like a feral dog in pure RAGE. “REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE” she shriek.
“THATES it give me you are phone and computer and also the ds and all youre pokeon gams! Ur grinineded!” she proceeded To skin her parents and eat the dog before storming upstairs. “FINE” she yowled like a car. She gathered all her electronics while crying dn blasting Fallout boy and then she yeeted the bassie with all her stuff downstairs “I HAT YOU” she screached befor slamming her doo.
She curled up on her bed and shit tears from panic, she smashed her room and Sita in the corner with a shadow over her eyes and her hands on her head… she was now emotionless…. She decided after having depression that she was gonna run away from hame… it was the only waye!! She put on her fallout boy hoodie and her mcr headphone with some baggy sweatpants cause shes not some PREP and also she messy bun. She jumped out the window cause shes cool and better than u rr.“IM gonna o to spunki from punki’s house” she murmured before flying to pinkis house with her angle wings. ..
End of chatter
Oh em gee guys do u lie tid new chapter? I sure do, this is based on my own experience wit mah parrets so plz dont hate!!!! Im glad me n dro are friends again, friendship is the best, biiiiiii -Sowo
Omg jn si happy ti write with aowo again It's so nose!! I got hit by A car before School ended so I WAs really Angary and depression because I got Hit by a car so I'm sorry how I was mean And cheated i will never be had Again. Anyway I hope You like the chapter, byyyeee! -dro
Dark Reflections 3 Colesclaw's stiry 🐺💜💜🖤🐈⬛️✒️⛓️💀⚰️👩🤛👨💀💀💀🥀🥀⛓️⛓️🖤🐺🐈⬛️🙏🇺🇲🇺🇲
Colseclaw woke up sleepily with sleep in her orbs that change color depend on mood and stretched her wings “WAKE UP SLUT”she heard from down the up stairs down them and groned “alridy up!” she yelled down… she hatted her mom Karen, she was an evil mean womam who hated evererything, and worshaped justit beaver, she eats 12 dozen babies for breakfast ever y morning to make herself pretty… she was her adaptive mom, her evil angel dad married her after killing Colesclaws mom a devil who was Very Good at mother
She get up and putting her hair in a messy bun put on a pretty flowwy shirt and some jeans, not those shoshitsorts that basic grils where Where half their GYATT is hanging out. Ugh. She goed downstairs where her evil dad was making breakfast. “Did you save any for me…,,.,?” she assed, her eye red with bairly contanned agar. “Ew no only preps and jocks get brakedast. Your to much like youre dead biological mom.” her evil dad said evilly “At least say it to my face” Cole growled growlingly “EWWWWH why aur yaur dreaursed laurk aur BOYEEE???” her stepmother said stinkily “because I'm NOT LIKE OTHER GIRLS okay!!!??” she snatched toast out of her dad's hand and stormed out. Her father released an air raid siren noise in calm rage.
Zhe shulked to school in the rain listening to Ed sheeran in her guth headphones and thought about her dead biological mom… she died… she really missed her biological mom because her biological mom was dead. She died. She then continued walking and also thinking about her dead mom who died because her dad killed her. Her biological mom was dead because her dad killed her and now she's dead. She sighed as she remembered her mom was dead because she died. She really missed her dead biological mom.
She then started crying to Ed sheeran songs and iagined Ed sheeran comforting her because her mom died. Ed sheeran wasn't dead. Unlike her biological mom, who died…
She was griefing and emoer ever since her mom died. She began to sing Ed sheran songs in the ran to make herself feel better about her mom dying when her dad killed her. She remembered the day her mom got killed and died because her dad killed her like it was yesterday, her dad got angary at her mom for being a emo and nat a prap and killed her. Ever since then her mom has been dead and she's been emo and momless. Karen didn't count because she wasnt Colesclaw's biological mom, who died.
Her mom died when she died years ago… She started crying because her mom was dead until she got to school. She stopped crying about her mom being dead after her dad killed her for being emo and now she's dead when she got to school. She stopped crying about her dead biological mom and put her backpack and her locket her mom gave her before she died.
Shatter threw a chair at her skull and nae naed over r EVILy “Hey chatter what ar you doing ?? Crying about youre dead mom again??” She dayd meanly. “Stop being so mean… I didn't even do anything!!” Colescalwr siad. Shatter took her locket and sneered “u a chatter and an ed sheeran datter and dont need this”
“Don't! It's my mom's who died!” shatter then broke the locket that colesclaws dead mom who died when her dad killed her gave her before she died. Shatter growled and her eyes glowed red and she transformed into the alpha “I told you!!” Satter gasps “y-youre the alpha?” She stittered. “I'm the alpha! *kills her*” shatter got killed by colesclaw's alpha beam and everyone clapped. And then colesclaws dead mom clapped from the heaven and she got promoted to the principal and also the presendient of the America states
The end 💀🖤⛓️🖤💀🥀🖤🥀🐺🐺
It's so breaking that her mom is dead 💔💔💦 but we gyatta move on and lower throwugh no matter who is bullaying you ✊️✊️✊️✊️✊️✊️ stand up for u self always even if your mom died unless you're sowo
glisten and shatoo came out of the down shelter up from it and runned over “Oh my gawd r u ok doughter???” Shad asked “we were so worried about you skibidi slicer!” Glisten said, his tail between his leg in worry “I is okay!” Shibidi toiled rizz saidz running toward them
They hugged their daother qnd comforted her “We are so happy u alive” shadow said emoly “ok” said shatter "Not gonna lie this reminds me of that one time I got bullied for months in middle school and the PREPS tried to drown me and i turned twisted and killed them and git expelled</3" she sayad emoly "ok" shatter said and then they all laughed and hugged
What happened after…
Sonic went to hell after he died 💙
Jason Derulo joined the emos ⛓️
Shatter left her j*b 🐺
Raspberry Cookie, Wildberry Cokie, Wheatley, the entire One Direction band, evil Jesus, that homeless guy and that baby and also all the puppies in the rehabilitation center and also the orphans and Dave died in the hurricane 💔
SonICK was making the tornado destroy everything in the toen and made the hurricane blow up a school and an orphanage and an charity and an homeless and a baby at the sme time and also a daycare then he also blew up a puppy rehabilitation center “wow I love being evil and doing drugs” Sonic said “Nothing can stop me muhhaa!”
“OH YEAH?” Shiingo bongo dingo dango yikidoo yikidee da ping pong levee tavee to ta whispered. Sonick looked over in shook and looked angry and also blew up another charity while he did it. “Who dafuq…” he said, squinting baldly. “JONES BARBECUE AND FOOT MASSAGE!!!” Ohshit shouted as she turned glisted (good twisted).
Sonic stared in dissbelieve and his jaw hanged open in shick “what the frick !!!!” He said in confusion “You're just a BETA EMO! HOW!?!?” he sceemed. “NO YOUR WORNG IM AN ALPHA LIKE MY WHERE WOOF DAD!!!” SHE HIT HIM W A HYPER BEAM (the pokemon move). Sonicky yucky wucky fell backwards and groan “Ow my bone!” He winsed
Super mega glisted Shatter sucker punched him (not the pokemon move) in the throat. “Nobody caes you JOCK.” she said agarly and ripped all of his hair out with her mind powers . Sonick screamed snd seized from hairloss. “So long gae bowser” Shornado said, YEETING him into the hurrican like a boss 😎😎 sonic blew up and died and rhe sky cleared
Everyone looked up in awe at Super Mega Glisted Shatter and clapped in unison “ok yay” they said “cool” everyone clapped. Shrimpo l ooked up “What the fuck was that man” he asked then Colesclaw ran him over with her rolls roace (three times) then got out “omg Shatstain!!!” she ran over to her “come down up the down!!!”
Shiitake mushroom was too busby boeing fuccin emo to come down to the up with her freinds, it was so tragic... Jason derulo came over snd held up a snickers bar “Jason derulo jason derulo Jason derlo” he said kindly “oh em gee ur rite im not me when im Hungary” Shatter said cause shes just quirky and different liek dat lol XDDDDDDD.
She turned unsuper mega glisted and turned normal and came down from th up everyone clapped again even more “thanks for saving us” they said “very cool”
And it was over except for all that stuff that blew up… to be continued
Did you silly gooses liek dat chatter? I hope so cause i LOUVE it!!!!!#!!! I know dis seems like a good spot to end it butb trust the last chatter will be AWESOME! TTYL, Bi! -Sowo
This is the second to last chatter guyssse!!!! The next one will end dr2 and then we get to work on dr3!!!!! I hope u Lil potatos liked dis one uwu hehehehehehehehehehehahhfdjajnnzjjdjrifisb LOLLLLLLL next chapter is gonna be short but is gonna be soo fluff <3 anyway, dro out!!!
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Pinki and Shatteg were wandering the sidewalk hoeless… every single police officer had turnt them away! They felt miserable. Oinki looked at Shatter sadly “whatll we do naow…?” She ast. Shatter clenched her toes and looked down, eyebrows furowed. “Aw fudge i cant believe theyve done this….” she sayad sorrowfully “I guinness we just go hom until we com up to the down with a plan….,”
Suddenly, the thunder came up the down from the sky. “Woah it's thunder” said pinki “we should go bome” pink “a greed” shattling nodded. Then she grisped pinkie and flow away
While they were in the air the weather was really bad and it started pooring rain. Shatter groant “I'm wetttttt uuuhhhrhhh now I have to take a shower when I get hame!!! That'll be my first one this month tho ig…” she rolled her ayes which were flats disks cause she a mere or “U don't shower…???” pink Was wirded out “uuu no, obviasely.” Shatter laffed.
The rain got warse and Shatter had to land, shaking her wing s off. “Jesse crisp its raining hard :(!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!“ she whiskered “ya, ugh!” pinki shook it off. Suddenly, from the twisted heaven, they saw a figure. “muhahaha! Now i have this hole city right where iu want it!!” they heard a voice.
Pinki began to tweak “i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-is that who I think it is………………….?” her voice shooked “OH MY GARD IS DAT SONICK!!!!!” Shatter began to scream and scream screamily in scream. “yes! It is me! Twisted Donic! (Twsited Devil sonic)”
“HOLY CANNOLI!!!!” shatter screamed and pointed at him. Sonic was now evil white furred and had red eyes and demon horns and wings and ichor all over him and hebwas controlling the wether. “WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?” shattui shrieaked.
“you fool, I'm white now!” suddenly the rain gotted warse and it turned into a…. HURRICANEEEEEEEEEE!!+!-!!!!!!!!@
The sirens sharted and sounded Like sirehead and it was so loud. Pink covered her ears and shit her pant a Lil bit. Shatter shook sadly, confuse and scar “what did we ever do you!??”
Twisted donic began “long ago I had a beeutical wife… she was the sigmaest skibidi in all the lant. We met at furcon… she was a fine shyt fr… but she started getting rebelous and I dtarted beating her for fun. Anyway… she left me for some gay homosexual gay we'rewolf… and now? They had YOU!!! and I'm gonna get my revenche!”
Shatters ayes brimmed with tars and she began to shake, she grapped pinki and flew away to the tomato shalter. “Shatter… I can't believe he-” pinki began “NOOO…..!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” Shatter whsipered “Im not ready to take about this its just 2 mooch” she got in the shelter and put pinki down. She looked out the window and saw two cookies trying to get to the shelter, Raspberry Cookie and Wildbarry copkie. They got hit by a flying piece of debrees and crunbled and died screaming. She began to shake because she was being taumatized by this.
Obama began to play the piano… and the shelter went quiet. He spoke “everyone, clam down… we won't get anywhere if wear panicking…” He said softly. Everyone agreed and the comfarting meldoy began to warm the are of the shletter. As rain beat off on the wundows, people started to comfort themself
Cosmo and Sproud werre sitting on eachother and looking scered. “I dnt know how I'm gonna get thru this, kitten….” Cosmo said shyly “it's ok alpha. We can do this togeyher.” Sprouse said reassurinhly, kissing Cosmo on the normal face. “ur right… what about the other toons??” cosmetic asked “they'll be find. Their strong, trust me…” Sprout said before making out with cosmo
“Gummigoo?” Palmknee said “yes palmknee” gumigoo said sigmaly “I reallg miss u … i don't know how I'm gonna survuve this digital hurricane alone” she began to shivar “It's ok palmknee I'll always be with u… in yore hart.”
Meenwhiler…. Shrinpo, asstro, and shella (fear), wear in the corner away from everyone. “God… I fucking hate everyone here. I know I say that a lot but I mean it for real this time.” skino said in a beta skibidi way Asbro notted “Everyone here sucks, they’re all really loud and annoying.” “And the way they act?? Are they okay??” Shelly (fear) added fearfully. Shrimpi nodded evilly “I feel like just a few years ago people didn't act like this. Did something happen?? What happened??” And then they got drenched in rainwater indoors.
Shatter looked around and sigh sadly, her cheeks clapping in depression. “Eye feel so alone, whare are my werf n gay dads……” she sadged “i fell so heplass” she started crying. Then she felt a hand on her shoulde… “Hey sis, it's ok.”
She look up and see an her brother Toothless the dragon, who was supposed to be away for Jesus college. She started crying in hapenis “T-t-t-t-t-toothless…???” She began to cri. “Yea” he said “Looks like u need advece, kiddo… heh.” Toothless smile “look… I no things are scarry right now but they're get better if you just put your mind to it. Now get out there and go beat that evil white jedgehog up! You got this!”
She stared, then nodded “You’re right big bro, i gyatta fight him…..” her eyes turn red and she began to twisted…
To be continued………
Soooooo how do ya like thas capper chat? I hope you envoy it as muk as i did writing its! Dis storah meana loot to meh! Ily chatticus watticus, bi! :3 -Sowo
Skibidi potatos 🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥰 the assasins u sent to killed me didnt workkk im still hereeeee lolololololol trollface!!!!!! >w< dro 2 will be done in only 2 more chatters… be afwaid >:3 -Dro
Shattruancy sat down at he desk, and glanced at the bored and the techer said “Umm hello!! I will be your eh- BIOLOJY teacher for the day. I'm an intellence core, so I'm pretty INTELLENT know. Haha. So I'm bound to be good at this. OH I'm Wheatley by the way and my buddy over here is Tartar, say hi!” He said britishly “Hello, I am the TAS, I fucking hate ALL OF YOU, i hope Wheatley and his inefficient model get boiled in acid.” Tartar said with twisted dendy in his eyes. Wheatley Nodded “haha me too my pal anyyays.”
Pinki Come into class late looking depreshawn. Shit gasped what happenis to har!?!?!?!?>!>?!>?!>!”r u okai” she mouted. Colesclaw went bald in anger. “It lookies like sumtin BAD happen.” She grew all her hair back and growled.
“Now I have something to yell you all, pirncipal skibidi toilet got fired and aressrted and killed by the dhar mann police o Saturday because he became twisted and tried to eat astroke” whitley siad. Astro was staring blankly at the wall, like he had seen unimaginable horrors. “How ar u bye the way, ASTRO my BIDDY OLD PAL?” Whitly said. Astro did not dignify this with a response, only sighed and sunk into his chair. He has depreshawn. Shelly (traumatized) pat him on the head, also looking taumatized.
“SHUT UP WHEATLEY, anyways today class I am going to be teaching you about genetics and why you are all terrible.” he sayed. “And me im also teaching you” white lie said “Do not listen to my colleague; he is incompetent and will not teach you properly.” Tartar wed evil
y “Man shut the frickle up” colseclaw threw a fire hydrant at him and Tartar blacked out. “anyways genetics uuuh humans have 7 chromasomes each and you produce by planting new humans in the gravel. L” wheat said STINKY. Shelly (traumatied) started to raise her hand but Astro slowly lowered it and shook his hhead. student bagan to write note on gentics. “humans explode when they turn 80 so that kinds sucks” whittley said. Someone nodded thotfully
Tartar started to wake up at the sound of whiteley being horribly wrong but was fortun atly hit with a car indoors. Some kid hit the griddy. Wheatley continued “they like to eat rats and microplatics and they worship uuuhhhh i forgo some guy.” Shatter raised her hand “JAZUS CHRYSLER is Our lourd and snavor. He tyedied for our sans.” she said proudly and everyone clapped. Wheatly stared. “Ok.” He said. Then a thousand metal pipes fell from the ceiling and hit wheatley and he died. Then class was dismissed snd shatter packed up.
Slim shatte whent up to pinki from spukai n assed “Oh em gee grrl why do u have alfa where wof depresawn?” she ased. “my parant had ther cussing and theyr cussings hussbeun over and he was really meen…” her emo hair hung over her eyes saidly. “oh em gee… asgro also has where wolf despresson.” colesclaw said looking at Astro and stroking his knees to comfort him. “No, no I don't, don't touch me, go away.” Astro said meanly and evilly witb twitsted dandy in uis eye. Colesclaw whimpared and her tail between her legs sadly. “don't be a bully, be a buddy!” she repeated the school bullying program motto.
“Oh em GU my gay dad had zan abuse i vee huband too. He was a blue bitchass ho. I gyatt to get to class! Tee tee why ell” shitpants flew away and cosclaw folowed. Pinki tapped her finger nearveoulsly. Tartar was slowly waking up, lookin agar at everything because hes horrabowl. Pinki started beating him to death then went to class.
The next class was the DAB class (drugs are bad) by Garrett from minecraft movie q “Okay brochachos today were gonna talk about droing drugs” saided garart. “Ok so drugs are like little suicide bombers hitting your brain and trying to fkill yoy so that's bas okay my litle arroz fritos” garet said. People took nites. “especially vapping. Vapping is very bad for you and it makes you have no lungs. If you vap you cab say goodbye to your teeth because they'll all fall out ok” he showed an image of a child vapping Tabasco on the board.
Pinki started crying and screaming and throwing up and biting her desk. “Yea” garet said “but Marijuana (weed) is cool I like boof (weed cigarette)” he chicken jockeyed everywhere. Then Steve from minecraft movie come in and the made out. Class was dismiss.
Finly it was launch! Launch was the best. They had pizza and handburgers today. God breast this school! Pinki went in line and got a harmburter with mayarnaourauisue and dawgs on it. She shat on a seat and begin eated.
“Hey gurlie what the firck happied last nighty wighty?”” shits ast. “well… my adoptive parrot invited they're cousin over and her JOCKY ICKY WICKY SKIBIDI WIBIDI husband was really man…… HE threw her across the room and ate my emceeare shirt!” she ate her Barger with Maurice and daugs in it. “OH EM GAY HE DOWNS EBIL LIKE MY GAYS DADS EX HUBSAND SONICK.” she whiskered
Pinis's jaw DROPPED to The floor Like It was hot! She gusped and began to shake it off.
“S-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-sonice…?” she felt like she was gonna piss out… Shitty bag of tricks nodded “yuh, whydo u lock so sadge n terrifryed?” shitted asked “sinic is… is… who comed all over my house!” Ohshit gasped “FOR REEL?!?! I cant be eve it!” she becan to twerk out.
“Yeah! I-I-i-i-iI->im-i-'m gonna piss out..” she started hiperventinat. Pinki was banicking badly. “Oh em gee how can i clam u dowen?!” she shrieked pinki breathinged “can uuu… sing a ed sheran song…?” She stutered. “Witch one?” she assed cutel.y. “any one!”
Shat cleared her that
“MThe club isnt the best place 2 find a lover so the bar is whar I go me and my freunds at the table doing shots dinking fast and then we talk slow come over and start up a conversation with just me
And just me I'll give it a chance now take my hand stop put xanax on the jukebox qnd then we start to dance, and now I'm singing like gril you know I want your love you're love was handmade for somebody like me come on now folow my lead i may be crazy on mind me say boy lets not talk too much grab on my waste and put that body on me come on now follow my lead come come on now follow my lead im in love with the shape of you ohiohiohio I'm in love with your body (oh-I-oh-I-oh-I-oh-I)
I'm in love with your bod (oh-I-oh-I-oh-I-oh-I) i'm in love with your body(Oh-I-oh-I-oh-I-oh-I) I'm in love with your body Every day discovering something brand new I'm in love with the shape of you” shit singed as her eyes turned blue in relatation
“Wow… I fel so match better… thank you. Now, what do we do about sonif?” She ast “We shud tell the dher man police forcing!” Shatter smelled. “I agree, let's sneak out of school so we cn go togeth.” Pink said with her emoness showing. “Ok.” Septicpipe said.
And they weened The police station, pantsing nd exhausfed and runned up to the down to the front up desk.”POLISE POLISE !” Shit spattered “Ee need to preport a crimey wimey!!!” pinko said shakingly. Knuckle egenda looked up the from His computer in an police uniform an lookinging Upingly. “ok.” Kunkles said. ‘Whateva” Judy said snidely. “bro” pinki said “SONIC IS BEAING WOMEN he aboose my fiend!” Shatticus shattifer cried. Knuckos stared drinking a cofeah from sarbucks and jidy hipps looked furrious (Fury furious) “I DONT GIVE A SHITTAKI MUSHROOM ABOUT SONIC BE AANG A WIFE BEATAR!!!” sais judy whos was actually the f u cop. Pinki flinched and her cheeks claiped in fear of poice.
Shiitake pat punki on da head “it okay pinkoi, judy’s jud being a biatch” Judy then threw them into oncoming traffic and took their eyebrows with excessive force. “ow” pinki said as she got out the way the car before it Hite her. Shatter tail got ran overt by e boose then got up “YEEOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW” she frowned sadlely and got up “omgee are you ok@!!?” pinka asked “no….” sharrer said emolay “lest get you to your parens they're know whay to do!” pink sad “NO” shakker whispered “we gyat 2 do this ourselves!” shitpans sayad bravley. “Y_-y-youre right…. Let's do this before sonic does something eval.” And they continue on their mischan.
Meawhike….
Sonic was going t somewhere eval.. he was going go to hell itself… To do something eval. He walke past a flower (dandy) wo was selling evil candy at his evil j*b at evil gardenview. “Hi do you wat a speed candy” He said. Sonic srcramed in his face “KILL YOURSELFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!!!” Then walked away. Sonic had a backpack with all the chaos emralds in it and he was about to trade them to do something evil. He went to the d*vil office and knocked on the door “it's sonic” he said “ah yes come in” the d*vil said.
Sonic comed in and put the backpack on the dets “i hot what you wanted” he saided “good and did you beat your female wife” the d*vil asked “ye” sonic said “Ok cool so our deal is ready… what dd you want again??” the d*vil asked “well… it's comicated…” sonic laughd eevaly
Hey guys, Sowo here! I cant belave we’re almost done wit this book, its been son fun! I hop u liek da ending, stay safe out there chat! Bi! -Sowo
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Capter 5 par 1 ENDLESSS PAIN AND SUFFERING and ENDLESS buffet
meanwhile wit Sprunki frim pinki……
“PINKI PREP SPRUNKI WHAT ARE U WARRING???” Kaytlynn Sprunki sceamed “YOU DONY GET IT MOMMY WOMMY!!! THIS IS WHO I TROOLY AMP!!!!” Pinki sobe D “I'm EMOO 💔🥀💔🥀⛓️🖤🖤💔💔🥀🥀💔🖤🥀🥀💔⛓️🥀🖤🖤🖤🖤” she said emoly “DIS IS NAWT HOW I RIZZED YOU 2 BE YOU R SUPPOSED TO BE PREPILICOUS LIKE ME N u SISTER” Kytelyn creamed angrily “THROW THOSE RAGGEDY CLOTHES OUT AND PUT SOME THING SENSIBLE n PINKKKKKKK in” she backfipped “DHAR MANN RECENTLY MADE GOTHS LEGAL AGAIN… THIS IS WHO I WAS BORN AS!!!!” Pinki cried. Catebin then proceeded to beat her with one of the sinks pipes that she pulled out because she was so MAD that her daughter wasnt being a boring prep. Pink crid sadly and on the floor… why as her mother so cruel!!?!? “I–i-i-ii-i- i-i-i”m running away………!!!!!!!!” she sharted sadly, getting up . “FINE THEN IDC ABOUT SOME GOTHICUS ANYWAYS!!!” she shrilled horribly in a way that would make you wanna beat her with a brick. Pinki's cheeks clapped in fear, then she gotted up and runned away fast
She ran in the rian until she was wet and sopped. That's wen she saw the Waffle King… she knowed it wouldge be safe there… slenderthey would protect her. She limped in covered in blot from being beaten wth a freaking metal pipe… and saw shinpo being mean to cutamor service warkor, KIG DIE from cuohead he, woked at waffle kig???? “MY SANDWICH HAS 5 MILLIN ONIONS ON IT AND THERES A TOOTH IN MY SODA?????????? IM SO TIRED I JUST WANT A DECENT MEAL” He screamed evilly “idk bro :(((“ kig die Saad fearly “im just a widdle guy 💔💔” he shat a little bit in sad. “BRO IT STINKS LIKE SHIT IN HERE” shrimpo scream cried “WHY IS EVERYONE ALWAYS SHITTING AND SHARTING AND CHEEK CLAPPING!!!!! I'M GONNA END IT ALL MAN I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE ITTTT” he sobbed. What a weirdo……., then a Creeper Blowed up on him and he died. King dice frowned frownly “erm, what the sigma 😢😢😢😢😢😢”
he turned to Panini from sprunki “what would you like to order……” he syed like a shy emo kawai kitten. “U-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-U-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-um……. Like.. 3 pickles in a can of diet boke…. Oh and a sandwich with no meat no lettuce no vegetables no bread no cheese and some mayonnaise……” pinki said Shelly (fear, with skin healed) stared at her in disbelief “You want a fucking splat of mayonaise???...” she asked. “HEY STOP BULLYING HER 💔” slenderthey said and then scared Shelly got struck by lightning and got 3rd degree burns “AUUUUUGHHHHHHHHHHH” Shelly writhed around on the floor
Slenderthey turned to pinki “I get your pickle boke and splat of mayo for u hun, go sit down 🩷🩷” they said Shatter blted over to spruni pinii tired on her disks cause . “PINKI thank jezsus ur here i hate this stupid j*b” she sobbed “I have to work with SHELLY of all people, she keps talking about how things dont make sense and us treating girls who wear pink as demons is mean she’s so WIREDDERCVGHFDVRUYERV” shatter sobbed uncontrollably and sharted.
Pinki stated Criing and sohing. “Woah what's up with her” marlon from finding nemar said. “SHUT THE GBDRcfje UP YOU LITTLE SKIBIDI” she then threw him in the grease fryer in a cute and quirky manner. “Oh damn mb” He died. Shiiiiii hugged Pinki cause dey w besties. “What's wromg?? What has u feelin so unsigma?? Did….. did uou Break ur Mewing streak?” She frowned
“never” she Said sigmaly, mewing at shatter before sobbing again “my mom beat me with a metal pipe!” She floped on of the up down on floor up it. Shatter genly rubbed her back rubbingly with rub hands rubbing patting her back pattingly as she rubbed pinki sprunki’s back. Pinki sharted extremely loudly and flammably in immense sadnis. “I'm nawt going back to her! Or my stupid jock dad!” her fur was… chanching??
“PINKI” shitstain whiskrt “UR CHANGING!!!!!” Shatters flat ass stupid fuckass face was a mosiac of shock and aww. Pinkis fur turned BLACK. AND. EMO. All that was left was a streek of pink in her jair. She sniff sniffing. “I'm emo………. This is who i am nyaow..m.” she gyatt.Suhatar was so shock she FAINTED into the grease getting thousand degree burns and did a little jig and healed then fainted again. Slenderthey gusped. “Omg… Your true self comed out!” they them said. “W-w-wow… I didn't think I cud!” She twirled around. “I'm a real emo! But my parets will never let me hoime agar!” She sadid shyly. “You live my house NOW” slenderthey sais “Ok.” Pjnki said.
(Art by sowo)
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