#blackmirrorfic

Shadow and his bitchass blue wife sonic the hedgehog, feeling like a total baka, NOT feeling like a fem queen whatsoever in this loveless marriage. "Sigh" shadow ejaculated as his level 10 gyatt jiggled "I feel so unfulfilled in this shitass marriage" he thought presidentially. "I'm gonna fucking kill myself" he thought like an alpha. "Babe should I get the lite cheese or the ultra cheese" sonic asked with snootiness and homosexuality in his voice. "Aye dee kay" shadow said in a quirky way, shyly putting a strand of hair behind his nonexistent ears. "Ok bitch" sonic said, doing a backflip through the nearby display.

That's when Shadows red orbs fell upon a handsome mirror screaming slurs at a nearby group of police officers as he was arrested for assault. (One of the officers is Judy hopps) "Wow I also like assaulting people in aldis" he said as he approached the level 10 gyatt aura master rizzler. "Omg fr fr?" Glisten said (with rizz) "yes..." shadow purred like a submissive kitten Judy Hopps then broke glistens collar bone in multiple places (for resisting arrest)

"Wow he's so hot" shadow thought. Sonic then approached "babygirl what are you doing without your alpha daddy" he sharted "u-u-u-u-um n-n-n-nothing..." shadow said cutely "fine let's go home" he said eating a few carpet samples "ok.................." shadow was depressed because his marriage was loveless

Shadow (caked up) was waiting for his alpha ultimate sigma rizzler daddy date to show up, shyly curling his toes and chewing his quills/hair. That's wen he sawed him, in his joyride (blasting joyride by kesha like a boss)

He ran over "Oh em gee hii~!!" He said in a kawaii way "Hi babagrill" Glisten said homosexualityly, mewing and rizzing. They kissed Christianly (so they don't get pregnat) and held hands

"So... what's your favorite Bible verse?" Shadow said "Bible verse? What am I? A losser?" Glisten scoffed. Shadow felt his hart drop. Glisten smirked smirkily "haha, jaykay... probably Matthew 5:29–30"

Shadow smiled "w-w-w-w-wow... y-y-youre chistian too...?" He said shyly, toes curling "yeah I'm totally radical with Jesus Christ" Glisten said (in a zesty and cool way)

Then they kissed again (but christianly so they don't get pregnamt)

Meenwhile..

While Glisten and Shadow were busy with their date, Dandy was storming toward the business, determined to confront Fredy Fazbear about his shitass fuckass smelly ass thumb head lookin toenail huffing booty cheek smellin ashy knee having ass self

He bust down teh door angrily "hey!! Where's the manager !?!" He screeched angrily. The minimum wage employee blinked tiredly "idk bro"

Dandy then unloaded the mag of a Bushmaster AR-15 Semiautomatic Rifle into the employees chest and calmly walked away to go find Fardy Fazbears office (becuse he's the Owner and William doesnt exist in this au)

Fredy was in his office doing paperwork things when some flower bitch stormed in "HEY!" he shrieked annoyingly "hwuh" Freddy looked over with sleep deprivation in his circular seeing organs "YOUR business is more successful than mine and I want to SUE!!!!"

"Do I know you" Freddy said in a baddie way "YOU WILL!!!!" Dandy did a backflip "Oh hey wait arnt you that one guy tbat my bestie westie astro doesnt like?" Freddy axed

"Uuuuh.." Dandy looked awkwad, and then parkored away

"Ok" feddy continued doing important boss paperwork

"Grr I'll get you" Dandy said feeling his devil horns Growed in.......

Punki house 🩷🖤🥀🐺

Shatter crashed through the window of Slenderthey’s house and broke all of her bones and got 15000 cuts on her body “ow.” she said before unowing herself and breing “normal” even though she was brocken and emotionless… she wasn't ok… on the outside shes fine but on the inside shes dying eve though she also broke her elbone (the bone in her elbow)

“u good?” Lenderthey asked “yeah… am fine… on the outside…….” shatter dayad emaurly. “My gay n wrlf dads grinded me caude i wont shower.” slenderthey blinked “oh ok. Um. Ok.” slenderthey blinked. Shatter went bald and ran into punkis from crying (she changed her name to Punki) “Punkiiiiiiiiiiiiii” she wailed wailingly with wailing wail in Her Wail “h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-huh…?” “MY DADS ARE BEING TWISTED AND TYING TO MAKE ME SHOWERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR” she sobbbed. “They grinded me and took all my electronics and poke mon games.” she whaled “oh.” Punki said “You always no wat to say Punki :3” She sniffled and smiled flatly cause her face is a flat disk. “Ok.” Punki said she changed her name to punki btw

“Do u want anything while u hear?” Slenderthey assed. “Fallout boy themed cookie wookie shnookie bookie wookie dookie lookie lookie where is my cookies pls.” she asked pleadingly slenderthey pulled 1238735355 fallout boy themed cookie wookie shnookie bookie wookie dookie lookie lookie where is my cookies ookie pookie wookies ad gave the to shatter “im not gonba beat you with a ²metal pipe ok” they said “YAYYYYYYYYYTYYYY” skater said with joys punki smile “u always welcome in are house”

Slenderthey looked upset because of a reason… “Hey what wrong slenderthey” punki asked “nothing……………………………………………….” They resonded “ok well can I use punki's phone to make a video for my dhar maN fam” shitfart asked, rizzing them up. “Ask her” slenderthey snap

“Oh ok hey punki can I use your phone to make a video for mu dhar maN fam” she ass “ok” punki fed her the phone. Dhatter went online n loog into mytoob. “H3Y DH@R M@N F@MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM ZD!D Y0U KN0W MY D@DS GR!ND3D M3 4 N0T SH0W3R!NG??????” shatter said calmly into the mic. “ZH@TS WHY !M @ MY B3ST@YS H0US3” shatter spawned in a pepper x “T0D@Y W3’LL B3 D0!NG TH3 H0T P3PP3R CH@LL3NG3!!!!” she shoved it in her mouth and started dying like a victorian child offered skittles. “L!GHTW0RK N0 R3@CT!0N!” she sobbed as her flesh melted off and her bones exploded snd her toes busted and her teeth fell out and her ass shit and her knees withered like the wither from minecraft. Punki clapped but slenderthey… didn't.

DUN DUN DUNNNN

Shatter turned off the recording and her mytoob voice “What’s worng dhar man fam?” she shizzled “nothing. I'm gonna go do a wine.” Slenderthey twerked away agarly. “Since ween did slenderthey do lines of wine?” Shaticus shittifer assed Punkik. “um… I dunno..” she looked uncomfies. Shatter felt sus of this… susamong us.. Why was slenderthey acccong so wired today? Normally they were super chill n one of the boys what the fick happened??????? Shatter totally felt like they were gonna get beat with a metal pipe here.

Punki sulk away sadly… shatter felt totally off. She was an empath and she could sense something was wroing.

This is totoallies weird.

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😈😈😈😈😈😈 I'm evil potato - dro

Chaper 1 The Menace… 🚿🧼

Shatter oke up appily, another grate day after brutally murdering sonic the freaking hedgehog. NOTHING cud ruin this PREFECT day. “Nothing could ruin this lovely summer day….” she sighed appily.

“Shatte… come down…” shatowuraer the easeldog, her beta dad called downt… oh noes he sounded made. Shatonthebed gulped “Uh oh”.. she came down the up down up down the to the up the sideways left right of the down up stairs. “WHATTTTTTTTTT” she asked calmly Glirtan looked sad, his ears pinned against his flat as hell head and his alpha wolf tail still.

Shatter tilted her disk looking head. Why wree they so upset, she murderd sonic the fracking hedgehog, shud un they be happy????????. “Shatter… we need to take.” Gluten said. “Yeah…” shadows toes crunched (anger response) “wat abate??????” she assed asskingly

“you smell like shit…” shadow said showerly “you need to start taking weekly showers, my little skibidi slicer, its starting to get stinky in here and iys been stinky for the pat few months.” Glisten aded. “W-what? No… this can't be! Baka!.” Shatter exclaimed “YOU KNOW IME SCAR ED OF SHOWERING!” Dhe Cried screaming and started throwing up violently.

“Honey you smell like a literal ass please” Glisten begged her. Shatter growled and scratches them with her alpha claws “alphas do NOT shower!!” She had a panic attack “ok THATS it you're grinded for until shower” shadow said asngaryaly “FOR TILL SHOWER?!?!?!?!??>!” she started hyperventalat and convulsing on the floor and vomiting and shakng in fear as her cheeks clapped (its a fear response). “Don't make us Take youre phone” Glisten Said angarely she then started biting and clawing them and growling like a feral dog in pure RAGE. “REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE” she shriek.

“THATES it give me you are phone and computer and also the ds and all youre pokeon gams! Ur grinineded!” she proceeded To skin her parents and eat the dog before storming upstairs. “FINE” she yowled like a car. She gathered all her electronics while crying dn blasting Fallout boy and then she yeeted the bassie with all her stuff downstairs “I HAT YOU” she screached befor slamming her doo.

She curled up on her bed and shit tears from panic, she smashed her room and Sita in the corner with a shadow over her eyes and her hands on her head… she was now emotionless…. She decided after having depression that she was gonna run away from hame… it was the only waye!! She put on her fallout boy hoodie and her mcr headphone with some baggy sweatpants cause shes not some PREP and also she messy bun. She jumped out the window cause shes cool and better than u rr.“IM gonna o to spunki from punki’s house” she murmured before flying to pinkis house with her angle wings. ..

End of chatter

Oh em gee guys do u lie tid new chapter? I sure do, this is based on my own experience wit mah parrets so plz dont hate!!!! Im glad me n dro are friends again, friendship is the best, biiiiiii -Sowo

Colseclaw woke up sleepily with sleep in her orbs that change color depend on mood and stretched her wings “WAKE UP SLUT”she heard from down the up stairs down them and groned “alridy up!” she yelled down… she hatted her mom Karen, she was an evil mean womam who hated evererything, and worshaped justit beaver, she eats 12 dozen babies for breakfast ever y morning to make herself pretty… she was her adaptive mom, her evil angel dad married her after killing Colesclaws mom a devil who was Very Good at mother

She get up and putting her hair in a messy bun put on a pretty flowwy shirt and some jeans, not those shoshitsorts that basic grils where Where half their GYATT is hanging out. Ugh. She goed downstairs where her evil dad was making breakfast. “Did you save any for me…,,.,?” she assed, her eye red with bairly contanned agar. “Ew no only preps and jocks get brakedast. Your to much like youre dead biological mom.” her evil dad said evilly “At least say it to my face” Cole growled growlingly “EWWWWH why aur yaur dreaursed laurk aur BOYEEE???” her stepmother said stinkily “because I'm NOT LIKE OTHER GIRLS okay!!!??” she snatched toast out of her dad's hand and stormed out. Her father released an air raid siren noise in calm rage.

Zhe shulked to school in the rain listening to Ed sheeran in her guth headphones and thought about her dead biological mom… she died… she really missed her biological mom because her biological mom was dead. She died. She then continued walking and also thinking about her dead mom who died because her dad killed her. Her biological mom was dead because her dad killed her and now she's dead. She sighed as she remembered her mom was dead because she died. She really missed her dead biological mom.

She then started crying to Ed sheeran songs and iagined Ed sheeran comforting her because her mom died. Ed sheeran wasn't dead. Unlike her biological mom, who died…

She was griefing and emoer ever since her mom died. She began to sing Ed sheran songs in the ran to make herself feel better about her mom dying when her dad killed her. She remembered the day her mom got killed and died because her dad killed her like it was yesterday, her dad got angary at her mom for being a emo and nat a prap and killed her. Ever since then her mom has been dead and she's been emo and momless. Karen didn't count because she wasnt Colesclaw's biological mom, who died.

Her mom died when she died years ago… She started crying because her mom was dead until she got to school. She stopped crying about her mom being dead after her dad killed her for being emo and now she's dead when she got to school. She stopped crying about her dead biological mom and put her backpack and her locket her mom gave her before she died.

Shatter threw a chair at her skull and nae naed over r EVILy “Hey chatter what ar you doing ?? Crying about youre dead mom again??” She dayd meanly. “Stop being so mean… I didn't even do anything!!” Colescalwr siad. Shatter took her locket and sneered “u a chatter and an ed sheeran datter and dont need this”

“Don't! It's my mom's who died!” shatter then broke the locket that colesclaws dead mom who died when her dad killed her gave her before she died. Shatter growled and her eyes glowed red and she transformed into the alpha “I told you!!” Satter gasps “y-youre the alpha?” She stittered. “I'm the alpha! *kills her*” shatter got killed by colesclaw's alpha beam and everyone clapped. And then colesclaws dead mom clapped from the heaven and she got promoted to the principal and also the presendient of the America states

The end 💀🖤⛓️🖤💀🥀🖤🥀🐺🐺

glisten and shatoo came out of the down shelter up from it and runned over “Oh my gawd r u ok doughter???” Shad asked “we were so worried about you skibidi slicer!” Glisten said, his tail between his leg in worry “I is okay!” Shibidi toiled rizz saidz running toward them

They hugged their daother qnd comforted her “We are so happy u alive” shadow said emoly “ok” said shatter "Not gonna lie this reminds me of that one time I got bullied for months in middle school and the PREPS tried to drown me and i turned twisted and killed them and git expelled</3" she sayad emoly "ok" shatter said and then they all laughed and hugged

What happened after…

Sonic went to hell after he died 💙

Jason Derulo joined the emos ⛓️

Shatter left her j*b 🐺

Raspberry Cookie, Wildberry Cokie, Wheatley, the entire One Direction band, evil Jesus, that homeless guy and that baby and also all the puppies in the rehabilitation center and also the orphans and Dave died in the hurricane 💔

Sonic also got hell arrested 🚔 (arrested in hell)

The hole town went to an Ed sheran consert 🎶

Ty for reading! Baibai!!!!