#blackdogrunning

for all that leverage was like....real big on HERE'S AN INTRICATE LOOK AT WEIRDLY SPECIFIC NICHE DETAIL, they really...just didn't give a shit about consistency, huh. like not at all.

yes...yes, and it haunts me

like, yes, yes, choo choo fun train, but also, mr john rodgers and crew, sir, I just wanna talk about the specific choices you made!! SIR!! PLEASE, WHY ARE YOU ALL LIKE THIS!!!

lol if it makes you feel better: canon ALSO doesn't know wtaf eliot's actual timeline is. A friend and I tried to plot it out once and it...basically is impossible without the aid of timetravel/superhuman levels of acheivment

this actually DOES make me feel significantly better, thank you!

I think you’re the HOTTEST TICKET

i feel, a bit, like you are potentially biased in this regard.

5: Would you ever wanna start a micronation? probably not? like, i’m hypothetically here for a micronation that’s intended to be the foundation of a new country, but most of those fail, so we’d have to have a pretty good plan for not failing for me to buy in, i think. and i’m not here for the vast majority of ~wacky hijinks~ micronations, you know? basically i am the biggest killjoy and i hate fun. 

16: Would you ever consider mercenary work? i’m poor. i’ll consider any work if the pay’s good enough. that said, mercenary work historically doesn’t pay especially well, so i think that it’s unlikely to be a serious consideration. 

potentially as a translator? (I don’t use Chicago, but that would be my bet, since they’re ‘translating’ the spirit’s message?) or as a personal conversation/corrospondance, maybe

man I have spent more hours than I can count reading cake wrecks

that’s so very weird. But then, I’ve never had a math requirement that wasn’t, like, related to the course, either, so