1/4/2019
What a beautiful day in Dallas ! SHEESH FINALLY! I woke up bright and early, watched some mukbang videos on youtube and ate my breakfast. Yoooo those videos are so addicting... like I don't understand why its so interesting to watch someone eat a large amount of food. There’s this lady on youtube ( I think her name is Yuku or whateva ) that eats 10,000 calories in one sitting like its another normal meal. Likeeee bitch where the fuck does it all go ??? Anyway, it makes me not want to eat !
Okay enough with that. I went to the gym shortly after and had a killer workout. So during my workout, I notice this girl walk in WITH A FULL FACE OF MAKEUP, ( I try not to judge , but I’m gonna be straight and say I totally was judging the fuck out of her ) took some photos with her friend and dipped after that. I mean good for her at least she went to the gym... to flex on the gram. Honestly admire girls that wear makeup on the daily... cause bitch I know it takes forever to blend that foundation tf. In the end, I had a damn good workout and my girl with the full face be getting them likes. It’s a winner for the both of us.
Speaking of makeup, that is literally the only girly thing about me. I am my girliest when I am headed to work ( Shown above , an old GIF at my old job. I don’t have many vids of me bartending lol ). I put on a full face, ( cause bitch the money don’t make itself... fuck u mean) a REAL bra,( not no sports bra like all middle schoolers) and usually a fresh set of my most unnatural pair of lashes I own. Man, do I DREAD putting it on , but once its on... BITCH I AM GLOWING. Shoutout to Becca highlighters my dude, y'all are the realest mvp. That highlighter puts me in my final form, which makes me that dough naw mean ? Of course I gotta wear my uniform I have no control over. A lot of people always make comments on why I’m not girly and always ask why I like the style I like. Its like me asking you.. “ why are you a girl ... why do you like heels ? why do you wear dresses? “ . Like sis what do you mean ?! You know how comfortable I am right now in my vans ? You know how much shit I can put in my little backpack I call my purse? I can sneak in a Popeyes 2 piece into the movies and not even show a sign. Can you even sneak in a pack of king sized skittles? No ? Ya I didn’t think so. Plus, being a girly girl is expensive ! I like to spend my money on enamel pins soooo bye.
sheeeeesh I am sassy today ( I am all the time, but just a sprinkle of extra today). If I die tomorrow, please bury me with a taco bell crunch wrap supreme and a box of tampons.” I can't help it if I've got a heavy flow and a wide set vagina!” . I fux with Mean Girls heavy so don’t @ me . God bless.
Little things that made my day:
1. Black Cherry Vanilla Bang. Not those nasty ass flavors ya’ll be posting on social media.
2. Fresh smell of laundry.
3. 6lack. 🐻🎧
Thank you for taking time out of your life to tune in with mine. Let’s grow. Let’s thrive. Let’s prosper.
