#blackadder quotes

"No." "Exactly."

Well, I've failed hideously at the first two, let's see if I live long enough to at least achieve the third one. . .

"This way, my lord..."

"Here it is, sir: the very cornerstone of English scholarship. This book, sir, contains every word in our beloved language." "Hmm..." "Every single one, sir?" "Every single word, sir!" "Oh, well, in that case, sir, I hope you will not object if I also offer the Doctor my most enthusiastic contrafibularities." "What?" "`Contrafibularites', sir? It is a common word down our way." "Damn..!" "Oh, I'm sorry, sir. I'm anaspeptic, frasmotic... even compunctious to have caused you such pericombobulation." "What? What? WHAT?"

"NO. We'll know we've reached the end of the world... when we fall into the jaws of the gigantic MOUSE." - Cpt. Redbeard Rum

"There are only two options. Either you do it, or you don't do it. If you do it, you don't get paid. If you don't do it, you get beheaded."