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You can judge a friendship by how you react when in their messy room.
An acquaintance, you will stand awkwardly.
A friend, you will move things for a place to sit.
A best friend, you will lay on all of their laundry on their bed, as they would.
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me: oh you should see that movie. its a good movie. one of my favorites!
you: but you like all movies.
me: no i dont! name one movie i like.
you:
me:
you: ...all of them?
me: i can't like every movie! that doesn't even make sense!
you:
me:
you: but you do though.
me:
you:
me: what?
you:you like every movie.
me:
you:
me: i should switch it becuase it sounds like something i would say.
you: wait, what?
me: im putting this on my blog. its way too funny.
you: but you switched who's who.
me: its okay because i'm you and you're me.
you:
me: you got that?
you:
me:
you: is it still changing?
me: i'm confused.
while talking to your best friend.
you: hey i have to do this thing tomorrow.
your brain: oh wait, i brought this up, now they're gonna tell me that story i've heard 8 times this week.
them: did you know-
you: I KNOW, YOU DON'T HAVE TO TELL ME AGAIN.
actual conversations i have with my best friend.
me: so bernadette, when you go to college, and guy starts hitting on you, this is what you say "wait, wait, hold that thought, my best friend is really cool."
bernadette: YES! no wait, wait, how about if they ask for my number, i give them yours instead.
me:
bernadette:
me:
bernadette:
me: *rolling on the floor crying from laughter
bernadette: but not the creepy ones i promise.
me:
bernadette: but actually.
wanting babies just so you can put them in onesies with superhero emblems on them.
#fangirlproblems #nerdgirlproblems #meandmybestfriendsproblem
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(ღ˘⌣˘ღ): 5 facts about my best friend:
well right now i have two people in my life so i'll do them both i guess.
1. They both tried to take me to a Chip'n'Dale's on my 18th birthday.
2.They both have been in committed relationships for over a year
3. They both have a problem with owning way too many clothes. (one more than the other)
4. They both love theatre, but may not do it as much as I do for a career (one wants to be a pilot, the other a psychologist)
5. we've all seen every episode of How I Met Your Mother.
6. (because I can, so suck it) I love them dearly, and we can do anything or nothing and love the whole time.
Bernadette and me answering The Actor's Studio questions:
Bernadette: What is your least favorite sound?
me: Justin Bieber.
Bernadette: No, a sound or a noise, not a person.
me: The sound of Bielebers bieliebering over Bieber's noises.
Bernadette:
me: how's that?
Bernadette:
me: I should strive to become famous so I can answer that interview question.
So there's this guy.
And I must find him and apologize for not waving back at him today.
Because I love him.
