#bittens

River, high as hell: look! I dressed the black kittens as bats for halloween

Jonathan, also high: dude...they're bittens. Because you can't call them batcats or catbats. They would be bittens because they're bat kittens.

River: why can't we call them batcats or catbats

Jonathan: .........

Jonathan: because I said

Corey: I like bittens. Kinda like you're saying bitchin' *giggles*

Jonathan: *takes the weed away from him* no more for you, you've had enough *keeps it all to himself*

Corey: *whines*

River: awwww the kitties!!!

lmao I watch Awkward too but I stopped coz it got too... well, awkward. Hahahaha

greenbean Popsicle: smth im jealous ofpeople who have pets!!! D:

mint choco froyo: 3 things im proud ofas usual, I cannot think of anything. this isn’t even low self-esteem at work it’s the truth I think everything is too mediocre to be proud of

vanilla: how i found your blogsaw some fab mutuals reblogging from your fab blog so one day I decided to check it out!! and aww not just your blog, you’re a really nice person as well :’)