âhave you lost your mind?â (for Shayne?)
HaHA SURPRISE. Bet u thought I forgot about this sitting in my inbox! :y
IkindofdidonandoffâŚâŚoops. :,,,L
I had pretty much all of this done from ages ago and actually kinda like how it turned out. Which is why the hoverskiffâs way different from how you portray it. What I thought it mightâve looked like back then was something of a much smaller version of the sand skiffs from S.tar Wars, but with a couple of seats so itâs slightly safer and can transport two or three people at a time.
Sorry the endingâs abrupt. I forgot where the hell I was going with it. >_>;;
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The deal had gone bad. The other party had already sold themselves out to Rendain prior in hopes he and his Varelsi horde would spare them from the impending end of the universe. Stupid, cowardly bastards. And the ensuing firefight made the situation worse; three against some twenty or thirty something amount of thugs were terrible odds enough on their own, but even more so when she was the only one carrying a gun. It made thinning the ranks tricky. And positively heart-stopping every time Shayne slipped out of cover, cloaked or not, and darted straight into the middle of the goons and their own (bigger, faster, deadlier) guns to punch and stab them with fists and boomerang and hulking rock monster.
âHave you lost your goddamn mind?!â sheâd yelled the first time, when the kid came sprinting back with a couple of scrapes and an already purpling cheek. ⌠And received an irritatingly casual shrug and a positively infuriating, shit-eating grin as a response.
Fucking teenagers⌠sheâd seethed silently, jamming a fresh clip into her pistol. Snapped, âGimme some sorta warning the next time you feel the urge to eat some lead so I can make sure you donât, y'know, die. Like an idiot.â
Aurox hissed his agreement. Shayne ignored him; saluted sloppily, grin widening so more crooked teeth could flash at her. âAye, aye, Captain.â
The next few passes had been pretty uneventful, with the kid suffering injuries no heavier than occasional scrapes and bruises; something she was grateful for. It was only towards the end, when their opposition was running low on numbers and getting desperate, that the scales tipped to an unfavourable balance. At some point, one of the goons had somehow crept up behind her without her knowledge or awareness of the fact, with the intent to gun her down. By some stroke of coincidence or luck, Shayne had been in the midst of breaking off a skirmish to get back to her and caught the bastard in the act; managed to get out a warning holler before the asshole clubbed the back of her head something nasty and left her completely out of it for an indeterminate period of time. When she came to, the fight was over and Shayne had one of her jacketed arms wrapped over a thin shoulder and was trying to haul her to her feet.
âC'mon, boss. Upsy daisyâŚâ
The walk to the hoverskiff was a fragmented blur. But she clearly remembered Shayne struggling valiantly under her weight, with a pronounced limp no less, and the feel of Auroxâs claws gently pinching the back of her jacket to help keep her upright. The hellish heat washing from his open ribcage onto half of her body had her squirming and groaning her discomfort every so often. When she finally came to properly, her head was pounding something awful. She was also already on her âskiff. Weird. She didnât remember getting there in the first place, but whatever. Habitually, she shuffled towards the wheel, ready to head for home, but was stopped by a burnt hand wrapping itself firmly around her bicep.
âOhhhh no, no, no, no, no.â Shayne said, ushering her back towards the passenger seats. âSi'ddown, Reyna, I got this.â
âGotta get us home,â she slurred out, trying unsuccessfully to wriggle away.
âWhat, with a concussion?â The kid scoffed. âHave you lost your mind? Geez. Iâll get us back. Just take it easy.â
âY'canât even drive.â
That cocky grin again as long, clever fingers reached for one of the rarely used seatbelts and clipped her into place. âI can, actually. Self-taught. With a couple of lessons with Whisk on the finer points under my belt, too.â
She scowled. The last time the little turd drove her hoverskiff, it was to steal it. Distinctly, she remembered the paintwork on one side had been scraped something awful on the way out the hangar, and one of its thrusters had damn near been broken off while Shayne had been trying to dodge a rock towards the end of the chase.
The kid mustâve remembered too, because the grin she was flashed became sheepish. âLook, Iâll be careful with it this time. Promise.â When her scowl didnât relent, Shayne sighed. âReyna, c'mon. That was years ago now; Iâve changed since then, remember? Donât you trust me?â
Her scowl became a wince. What a button to go pushing. âWell⌠yeah, but-â
âBut nothing,â Shayne interrupted, waggling a finger. âJust sit back and enjoy the ride.â
She watched the kid limp back towards the wheel, frowning. Was that little red bandana always wrapped around Shayneâs calf? Wasnât it supposed to be just above an ankle? She squinted through blurring vision, noting that red seemed to bleed out from the bottom of the bandana, onto Shayneâs pants. It took longer than it shouldâve for what that meant to click, but when it did, her concussion-induced fog seemed to clear a little. âYouâre hurt.â
Shayne plopped into the seat, carefully keeping weight off the injured leg. âYeah.â Then, as an afterthought, âBut Iâm not concussed, and I donât need it to drive this thing.â
Her struggle against the seatbelt became more heated as protective instincts took over. Almost succeeded in freeing herself at least three times. âOut. Now. Iâll drive.â
âNope. Aurox, make sure the passenger stays seated.â
The omnidimensional horror rematerialised, all smoke and cinders and irritated growling, and floated towards her. He flicked her fingers away from the seatbelt with his ungainly claws, the motions carefully gentle, but full of obvious contempt. Eventually, she gave up, slumping defeated against the seat with a one-eyed scowl. She was this close to crossing her arms and pouting like a petulant child. Aurox continued to watch her with beady, critical eyes to ensure she didnât attempt escape again.
Below her feet the 'skiff hummed to life, throttles flaring and whining, and small screen lighting up with various meters and numbers next to Shayneâs left hand. Their liftoff was surprisingly smooth. Dust and rocks whizzed by as Shayne began driving, the 'skiff zooming across the terrain with far less bumping and jostling and panicked veering than sheâd expected. Despite herself, she was impressed. âWhadd'ya know. You actually can drive.â
âTold'ja.â
She hummed. Then, after a beat, âGo straight tâ medbay. Get that leg patched up.â
âOnly if you come too to get your head checked.â
She grunted an unhappy affirmative. Shayne just laughed. âDonât be like that. Weâll get to be recovery neighbours! Whatâs better than that?â
âLiterally anything,â Aurox growled under his breath at the same time she said, âA steaming cup of caffe.â
More laughter, followed by a tone ripe with mock pouting. âFine then. Iâll hang out with Whiskey instead. At least he appreciates my company.â
She huffed out a laugh. âItâll be a cold day in hell when he chooses you over me, kid.â
âI mean, youâre probably right.â Shayne expertly zigzagged through a cluster of rocks, not clipping a single one. More flat, barren desert stretched on, but if she squinted, she could see a thin line of green where it ended and the forestry began. Ekkunarâs terrain was weird as hell. âBut I like to think the decisionâd be difficult for him. What, with me being his favourite and all.â
A playful scoff as she grinned at the kidâs back through the gaps in Auroxâs torso. The wall of heat that kept the ugly sucker moving warped the image. âDonât kid yourself, Iâm his fav.â
âOkay. Iâm his second fav, then.â
âNope. Toby is.â
âThird.â
âPendles.â
âIâve gotta be fourth then. No way Orendiâs beating me.â
âNah. Thatâs Gruesome hereâs position.â She gestured at Aurox, even though the kid was busy focusing on not sending all three of them colliding with rocks and becoming a glorious fireball. Aurox cocked his head at the admission. She got the feeling heâd raise an eyebrow instead if he had any. âYou anâ 'Rendi are tied for last.â
âOkay, now I know youâre talking bullshit.â
âLanguage,â she admonished, to which Shayne flapped a dismissive hand.
âWhatever. Whiskâll back me up on the recovery neighbours thing anyways, and you know it. Heâs almost as bad at mother-henning as you, y'know.â
She slouched in her seat. It made the belt sit strangely; slightly loose, but not nearly enough to actually slip out of. She fiddled with it sulkily, eye slipping closed in a half-hearted attempt to block a fresh headache. âCan you blame me though; for beinâ a mother hen? The stunts you pull sometimes scare me shitlessâŚâ
Too many times in the fight theyâd just come from alone, sheâd been all too aware of all the ways Shayne couldâve died to bullets or daggers. Hell, even a strong, well-placed kick or punch to the throat couldâve done the silly brat in.







